(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 842

It may be better if I met them here as opposed to them joining later but then they'd have heard all my stories already and I'd be even more boring

 

Valentine’s Day is for K-6th graders and then it needs to stop. I will not be convinced otherwise so don’t try.

 

NO. SHUT UP.

 

i just like buying discounted valentines day candy.

 

today I bought the lil Pillsbury sugar cookies with the hearts on them!!

 

I’ll shut up but my words remain true

 

flat earthers think they're right too

 

Given that I am currently a massive disaster on all platforms, I suspect I'll be doing a double header session of classes at the gym as my Valentine's day celebration.

It's not all bad though. Since one of those classes is Boxercise, I'll be spending the evening alternating between holding hands with a stranger and beating the fuck out of them, which actually sounds kind of good...

 

Sounds like a lot of valentines days

 

I could see a metaphor in there somewhere, but didn't much care for the suggestion that I beat women.

 

I expect nothing less than a PowerPoint

 

They are

 

Nick Foles isn't a flat earther.

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pretty sure HE IS

 

@Mr. Serotonin would you stay with Sloane if everything was the same, but she staunchly believed the earth to be flat? This fact would not remain between just you two either. Pretty soon your whole family would know, and your friends too. And at family gatherings she’d proudly profess the truth about the nature of this earth and how are all bein lied to. But in every other way she was perfect

 

Damnit, I was having such a good day. Fuck. That's tough...the shape of the earth RARELY comes up into conversation. So part of me wants to say, sure, I could look past it because hopefully it would almost never come up. The other part of me really enjoys her intellect, which would take a SEVERE hit with this bullshit belief.

Anyway, I hope that answers your question

 

Wasn't directed towards me, but I'd be more okay with that than someone who doesn't believe in global warming.

 

i was dating a woman for like 4 months in 2016 before i found out they were planning on voting from trump. broke up with her via text as soon as she left my apt.

 

also, preliminary findings:

Bios compared from KC dating pool to Denver dating pool:
about the same amount of religious women
about the same amount of single mothers
more polygamous woman in Denver
more woman in open relationships in Denver
less "take me on an adventure" bios in Denver
less "fluent in sarcasm" bios in Denver

*these are not judgement statements, only observations

 

This is completely understandable and fair though. The flat earth thing, while totally idiotic, is not a partisan issue and doesn’t propagate any real negative behavior. So it’s a little harder to deal with, imo. Personally, I honestly don’t know if I could be with someone who believed the earth was flat. The willingness to completely disregard science and logic would be infuriating. But again, as Mr. S said, it’s something that would rarely come up

 

I'd break up with them for sure if they thought the earth was flat or climate change wasn't real.

 

What are your thoughts on the moon landing, circa '69?

 

Nice

 

You don't know that.

 

yes i do