(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 841

You should make Derek’s avatar your main profile pic

 

You happy with what you made me do?

 

I heard dating in CO can be hard.
Yeah, things can get Rocky pretty quick

 

get out of my thread

 

*lady from the cranberries voice RIP*

in your threeeeaaad
In your threeeeyeeyead

 

don't forget to plug yourself in and shift to rest mode eventually

 

Jesus Christ man you’re killing me

The god damn “RIP” has me in stitches

 

If there’s one thing chicks dig, it’s alliteration

 

gotta show the respect, although apparently not enough to look up her full name (I hate myself)

 

My friend went to Colorado for like two weeks and fucked like 10+ dudes on tinder. People are down to s&f in Colorado from what I hear.

 

Nvm @dylan I got my tinder bio all figured out

 

this definitely won't scare people off creating a self fulfilling prophecy of loneliness, I mean terrific job Dylan you're doing amazing

 

“I was recently born here in Michigan” legitimately has me lolling

 

"i travel around the state selling beer to bars. Every day I have to talk to some meat head sports bar manager or hipster with a scruff beard at some trendy "barcade" and pretend I care about their concerns of "sales metrics" or whatever. Unrelated, what is your favorite end to a piece of literature? Mine is Death of a Salesman."

 

this is copyright infringement!

 

no such thing

 

@Anthony_ !!!! GET 'EM

 

I want to run through the halls of my high school
I want to scream at the top of my lungs

 

fucking change my bio to make a joke and before i get around to deleting it/reverting it back to my old bio i get a message. so dumb.

edit: it was just a spam message. Good.

 

would it be a good idea to ask the girl just as my valentine even if she doesn't like me?

 

Too soon

 

*especially if she doesn’t like you

 

Yeah I was in the no way thinking but some other co-worker who is good friends with her really wants to see us together floated the idea and I was like noooo.

 

If my hypothetical partner was on chorus I'd die. One time my old rm asked what AP was when she saw it on another tab and I almost had to kill her then and there.

 

I guess I wouldn’t care that much but I’d definitely prefer any SO to not be reading all my shit posting on here