(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 840

Does she have Instagram that I can accidentally creep

 

Hahah no, only Facebook.

 

She’s on the wrong social media platform. Points deducted

 

Hahah she only uses it for the events, like most people.

 

Jacob. I love you, but I said what I said.

Points. Deducted.

Events existed before Facebook

 

Nahhh, she’s perfect @dylan

 

can confirm sloane is ridiculously attractive. idk what she's doing with jacob

 

You’re as confused as I am

 

Does she know about the chihuahua thing yet?

 

Some things are better left unsaid

 

He has a very appealing personality
This is not code for ugly guys

The idea of a league is reductive guys

 

Haha I’m totally comfortable with my looks, but I am definitely not a 10 and she, I’m pretty sure is. So I guess thank god for the personality thing, if that’s what it is @iCarly Rae Jepsen

 

There’s no such thing as leagues. I learned that from watching @Shrek

 

Is every posish for him doggy now then?

 

so many ASPCA ads on tinder, I'm tempted to make my bio "every time you swipe left on an ASPCA ad they put a dog down"

 

dylan you have to write my tinder bio.

 

gimme something to go off of and I'll get you something.

 

I regret to inform everyone that Dylan is extremely on his bullshit

 

you only have what you know of me to go off.

 

I get a "someone liked you on tinder!" notification every couple of days, maybe every other and still never find it. It probably just is letting me know another ad is ready.

 

I've had bumble disabled for months and it still sends me notifications. should probably delete it tbh

 

@dylan how is the CO Tinder life?

 

i just got around to opening the app and making my profile like 10 minutes ago. So, i'll report back when I have more data to analyze.

 

I look forward to your report.