(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 837

you're getting left at the airport

 

too bad

 

alright fine gimme what you want and i'll write something up for you

 

I seriously want @dylan to write my bio.

 

your match rates will plummet

 

life is a dumpster fire as it is so why not

 

i'll let you know if i ever need advice

I am not on tinder currently

 

I don’t like pics either bc I don’t like how I look in them but it would nice to get a pics of the two of us. He’s my first “serious” relationship so it kinda bums me out not to have anything. All previous relationships weren’t very serious and didn’t last very long.

 

when you go out, ask your waiter/tress or a person around you (make sure you size them up and see if you can outrun them if they try and take off with your phone/camera) if they'd mind taking a picture of you two together. that way you don't get the up close selfie arm distortion that makes your facial features bigger and it's not like he's gonna run away or hopefully not make a scene in front of that person. it's a trap. mwahahaha

 

i shouldn't be surprised that when @dylan isn't google earthing people's houses he's getting pictures of people without their permission

 

the rare times my friends take pictures of me when we are hanging for Snapchat or instagram is peak happiness tbh.

 

the more i think about it im p sure he's a serial killer

 

if you're in public I do not need your permission. Ask my pro bono lawyer @Anthony_ for the supreme court case information about the expectation of privacy

 

*derek enters my apartment*
let's play a game

 

im good

 

im good [2]

 

this is a bit hypocritical considering your avatar

 

Play nightcrawlers :'-)

 

also if @dylan was a serial killer it would totally be a Dexter situation where he only kills people he deems bad, hopefully that doesn't involve people with Droid phones don't want to be murdered or do I

 

that's different

 

God I need this TV show. I’d love to see what he’d deem worthy of death

 

You're behind on your retainer payments, I am not pro bono

 

If ur at red Robin and not using campfire sauce to dip all the things, ur doing it wrong

 

That would even be hard to do lol. I tried to plan the once at an apple orchard and it didn’t work.

 

honestly I would not have the patience for someone who doesn't indulge me on pictures. I love picture taking and anyone who is with me should know how much it means to me and suck it up.
but I'm a princess sooo