(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 831

I've watched 8 different videos on how to set up curtains because of this girl. What is happening to me.

Also, i'm still not confident in my ability to hang these what the fuck

 

1/2 of Jacob's posts in all threads today are about not knowing how to put up curtains

 

extremely Neil Degrasse Tyson voice
you actually can't fuck in a black hole

 

THAT'S NOT TRUE AND I'M ALSO SORRY

I'm exhausted and don't know what i'm doing or where i'm posting

 

has he tried?!

 

you don't have night vision goggles?

 

Nah only use swimming goggles and the occasional snorkel

 

because of how wet she gets right











i'll see myself out

 

I'm gonna say yes but only because it inflates my fragile ego

 

I went to hang with the girl yesterday and watch The Shape Of Water. movie was dope.

after the movie I was like "do you wanna hang or go our seperate ways?" She said hang so I was like ok cool let's go to this coffee shop next to the movies.

We hang out for like an hour and a half but it was SO painful. I think after me getting over having a thing for her, I realized we have nothing in common. All we could really talk about was work and that was boring. so many quiet moments and I was like ughhh.

so yeah that saga ended.

 

love makes you do crazy things

 

Cute.


You should tell her this. She’ll think it’s cute.

 

Or think that he's inept?

 

Ineptitude is adorable. Awwwwww cute little dumb Jacob.

 

Hahah you fucker

 

what is your guys age gap mine 18 - 30

 

Whoa. Mine is 27/28

 

It is legal...but definitely odd.

 

I'm going to be 30 so mine is roughly 26-35, I don't really have a number in mine but 5 years either way sounds about right

I'd feel gross dating anyone younger than 24/25 and even that feels low

 

Yeah I was kinda seeing a 21 year old when I was 26 and that even felt kinda weird. Just a lot that happens between 21-26 I guess.

 

its legal plus my parents and my brother & wife are 7 years apart

 

25-50

 

69-420 for me

 

30-18=7 years apart, yeah that actually checks out.

 

A 28 yo dating an 18-21 yo is just fucking weird though dude. You're most likely in a completely different place in life than they are, "legal" or not. The power imbalance there is problematic