(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 830

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*disappears in a cloud of smoke*

 

I clicked the like button then I clicked it again just so I could re-like this.

 

The worst sex I’ve had in my life was while I was high. But weed just isn’t my friend, unfortunately

 

One time I got high with this girl in HS and we started to have sex, but she couldn't stop laughing from the highness. I just got up and left.

I'm glad i'm not as much of a dick anymore.

 

You son of a bitch.

 

Laughing during is an absolute nightmare of a situation. Years ago, me and this girl I was seeing started fooling around, but I was sort of doing this ironic dirty talk, but as we were starting to get down to it, I said something which absolutely killed her and she couldn't stop laughing. I honestly half expected to hear the seatbelt sign noise, because that was fucking turbulent.

Anyway, that probably belonged in the sex thread, but since you're all talking about getting stoned, sleeping and shredded, fuck it.

 

The one time I laughed during sex was actually really funny.

We were having sex in way that we were right on the edge of the bed and I felt like my knee would slip off so having sex was really awkward. So I was like, "hold on grab on to the back of my neck." She did and I did a push up sorta thing as I centered ourselves on the mattress. She was like "Weeeeeeeeee!!!!" as I picked her off of the bed and she hung on to me like a sloth on a tree. Then we both laughed. Then back to sex.

 

The only time you should be laughing during sex is because you're doing it while watching The Big Bang Theory

 

I don't think sex has to be taken that seriously lol. It can be funny sometimes. It's okay to laugh.

Especially if BBT is on like ian said

 

Big Bang Theory makes me flaccid.

 

Yeah, I bet you prefer Young Sheldon.

 

I pretend i'm a superhero when I have sex.

 

i can't have sex unless there's occasional canned studio laughter

 

Cold man. Cold

 

I need them to ooh when I kiss like on Full House

 

Just a constant stream of "ooh"s

 

hahahahah wtf

 

Too accurate

 

Not to be confused with ooze

 

I need the light from the tv so I kinda see what's going on

 

When my girl moved into her friends guest house, it was so dark in there at night it was like having sex in a black hole. Couldn't see shit. I need a bit of visual stimulus

 

I mean I'm flattered, but be yourself.