(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 822

Oh i'm aware that it's dumb

 

Agreed. Also, I wasn't talkin' about waiting a day to respond. I'm talkin' about not rushing to it and waiting 5-10 minutes between some texts when we're texting all day every day. If I responded immediately for 10 hours every day, i'm gonna run outta shit to say

 

v late on this, but i am a delayed texter: not to put on a mystique, but because:

• i am an uninteresting, basic man and must ration the things i have to say
• i must reread it 100 times to ensure charm optimization

 

my texts (assuming this is within the context of a potential partner or crush) go through about 37 revisions before they can be sent

 

Hey we have some important issues we need you to weigh in on over in the A1 thread

 

It's wild how like four of us got into relationships around the same time

 

quadruple wedding next then

 

Texting always feels like work, I hate it. Also why idek why I use tinder I suck at replying back and I generally end up killing the convo , mostly cuz I stress too much about what to say

 

I'm not "official" but I might as well be.

 

the only time I don't text back fast is ether when I'm at work(of course) or when I'm playing video games because I get heated during them.

 

we have to play some smite soong

 

I play smite more casual now because that fortnite grind

 

Same here, I play Cabrakan with the nerd rage skin because that's what I'm like playing smite 90% of the time

 

so jealous of that skin

 

nice. u got dat st aug place locked down yet?

 

Haven't looked yet, she acted like she was gonna set everythin' up and surprise me hah. Still have a week to plan.

 

i better by stock in whataburg this week

 

Jacob's about to do some serious rocket surgery

 

That insider trading boiiii. We finna be rich!

 

Cut the red wire, i'm 'bout to blow.

 

this is exactly how i picture the boyfriend of the girl @oldjersey is crushing on

 

i have so many questions here

 

HAHAHA

"I love you baby. I can't wait to meet you"

That's my favourite part.