(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 818

Damn, that's really gonna come in handy.

 

Dude. I know. The shitty thing is i’m really starting to like her. First person ive liked since the ex. So its good I can forget about the ex. I really think shes starting to like me too. We text each other all day. Ugh. We shall see what happens this weekend when she goes to see this kid.

 

Well, that seems like a good sign.

 

And its on that rapid response shit

 

Be careful. If she texts you, make sure that on the first text you wait at least a minute until you respond. Only after that initial response can you reply at whatever pace you want. This is an official rule established by Dulam.

 

Well oddly and unintentionally i did like almost a week without texting her. I think that did me a favor for whatever reason haha.

 

Don’t worry, I’m just joking. Just taking shots at @dylan whenever I can

 

No lie, I've definitely waited like 15 minutes between some texts just to make it seem like i'm not just waiting for her responses

 

I saw this and did a double take. I was like...gasparilla?? I think I knew you lived in florida but I guess I never realized how close.
you should come to gasparilla and hang out with me, duh. (just kidding you should definitely do the thing that will get you laid) but future gasparillas

 

Yeah my friends live down there, so i'll be down there eventually.

 

that's cool, what area do you live in? I'm in the tampa bay area not tampa exactly.

 

I'm up in Tallahassee! So not super close, but I still go to Tampa a coupla times a year.

 

Oh, I definitely have done this haha

 

It's deceptive, cause i am anxiously awaiting her texts. But i think it's necessary

 

Whew, that probably explains why she took 11.5 hours to respond. Thanks for clearing that up fellas.

 

I’m very good at checking a text immediately, but then I put down my phone and forget to respond for hours. OOPS!

 

I'm an immediate textbacker. It's rude to keep people waiting

 

Have a lil mystique! Don't be so predictable

 

It’s all situational

 

I'll give it a few moments at least. But it's such a put on, I always have my phone in my hand so ignoring a text is hard and real fake

Unless I'm with people. Gotta put it away then

 

I guess i'm a fake fuck, like a fleshlight.

 

agreed, it's so easy to communicate these days. it worse when you ask some a question relating to something that's happening soon and you get left on read. like is it so hard to let me know what time we're meeting later?

 

He is the anti-dylan. He is a nice human.