(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 809

Well one time we were not on the same page and I may have accidentally had to break up with a girl on Valentine’s Day. Still feel kinda bad about that. At least it can’t get much worse than that!

This new girl seems extremely chill and open to whatever so it’ll be fine, I’m sure.

 

Oh I thought you were saying it doesn't happen. Haha

 

"May have accidentally had to" is a great combination of words. Throw a "kinda" in there and I'll love it

 

Hahah, I know I sound like a dick in that situation so that's why I worded it that way . It was just time, I had only dated her for 3 months and there was no reason to prolong it.

 

i fucking hate you dan

 

Oh my god, I apologize, this was pre-coffee dan.

 

Dude, I hate myself

 

dan is okay

 

Someone's feeling generous

 

watch Curb and you'll hate yourself a little less

 

What's the dumbest reason you've broken up with someone? Or maybe a tiny moment when you knew it wasn't gonna work out?

 

We all know Dylan's.

And I've only broken up with two people before. One because they seemed completely disinterested in the relationship, the other because I just wasn't into it.

I was broken up with in high school because I wasn't religious, that was funny

 

I realized it wasn't gonna work out with an ex because she had to make an "L" shape with her hands to figure out which direction was left.

 

i would like to direct all dan hate enthusiasts to the wrestling thread as this is the last week and a half to vote against him in my favor before we archive that thread and start the new one

thank you for your time and your service to your country.

 

So you're saying she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an l on her forehead

 

well the year's start coming and they don't stop coming

 

+1

 

+1

 

Ive seen em all like ten times

 

THEN HOW DID YOU NOT GET THE SUSIE BALD FUCK REFERENCE?!

 

that was a legitimate reason and you all know it!

 

Idk bro I JUST WOKE UO SHITHAPPENS IN LIFE WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES

 

A tipping point for me was that a girl wanted me to meet her friends (was still early dating times, so this was more stopping it before it started). Which sounds ridiculous, but in context, it did actually make sense.

More recently, I haven't found my trend of calling things off very funny, because I make nice women go away.

I've had someone break up with me and one of their reasons was that I had my shit together. She didn't like that.

 

Most break-ups I've been in have just been amicable change-of-opinion kind of thing. One girl I broke up with because she was training to be in one of those muscle beauty pageant things.

 

Why is this happening in every thread