(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 808

Like 6’3 234?

 

Thats a puny little shrimp compared to me

 

This is from American Pie, right?

 

my friend just changed his profile picture to him and his girlfriend kissing next to a roller coaster.

I just want to comment THIS SHIT IS SO LAME

 

How good of a friend? You should say something

 

a friend I knew in high school but we haven't talked since.

 

O. I’d say something if they were a close friend

 

I could probably date two people with the same name but what I would have a pretty hard time with is dating someone with the same name as my brother/dad (luckily my dad's name isn't that common tho)

 

I could probably date someone with my ex's name if it was a short relationship or ended well. Def not a bad relationship tho. Working with kids has also made me hate certain names lol and has rly lessened the possibilities of potential kid names.

I always wondered how Taylor swift could date Taylor Lautner. Maybe it's cause my name is more uncommon and I never rly have to say it aloud unless referring to myself but that would be super weird for me lol. Like "hey Taylor, it's Taylor" naaaw

 

I was about to go into this whole post about explaining this situation I'm confused about with the girl but I don't know how to write properly.

 

do it

 

Most people I've dated or had a fling with had four letter names (literally all of them except for one). Thankfully none were the same

 

Just jumping back to the impossible scenario (and I totally do that too, maybe I'd actually get somewhere in real life if I wasn't busy generating one in my head), but the thing about underwear being left behind to prove someone is cheating just made for a surreal moment.

Was just sort of imagining that you go back to someone's place and when you get home the next day, you realise that you've totally forgotten to put your underwear back on.

"Well, that would explain why things were crashing around down there on the walk home..."

 

I have a friend that has dated 3 Kelli's/Kelly's in a row. I think he has a problem.

 

It feels weird enough having a crush on Lauren Conrad and Rachel McAdams because those are my sisters' names

 

I went through a patch where I went on dates with a disproportionate number of Emilys (Emilies?). I can't remember the specifics, but I definitely dated two in a row and I went on a date with one shortly before that, as well as starting to date another after I stopped seeing number 3 (but there were some other dates in between I think).

They were all within maybe 2 years of each other? On top of that, the situation went critical the day that I was sat with Emily 3 in a vegan food place, when Emily 2 walked in. At which point I realised (there were only 4 people, total, in the room) that I had slept with half the room and they were all called Emily.

On top of that, I've just realised that my phone book looks like it has a virus.

Called Emily.

 

I wanna date a Susie.

 

so she can call you a bald fuck?

 

I feel like every time I start seeing someone new, it's right around their birthday and valentines day. Makes things semi tricky depending on the person.

 

Hmmmmm. Not getting the reference sir!

 

They bring a change of clothes and leave the ones they wore over

 

Do you talk ahead of time about Valentine's day expectations? Sometimes v day can be very easy

 

Oh I know that. I'm not a total dimwit (all my posts notwithstanding), I just like the idea that someone would actually forget the only pair they'd been wearing.

 

wtf? you don't watch Curb?