(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 807

I think we're p cool!!!!

 

an exception obv!

 

When I was dating my ex I went thru this phase for like two weeks where I kept calling him Ryan. Like I'd be telling someone a story that involved him and I'd call him Ryan on accident. Luckily I don't think I ever said it to his face. At the time I didn't even know anyone named Ryan. Sometimes I still wonder what that was all about lol

 

That is so bizarre lol. What was your ex’s name?

 

Alan. ugh. ruined all Alan's. idk how ppl can date ppl with the same name as their ex. My mom married two Jeff's and I'm like how

 

I could do it I think? Though I have not been put in that situation. That is hilarious and so random though. A few times my ex called me Cameron, but that was her ex’s name. And no, before anyone jokes, it was not during ***

 

I have jokes

 

My philosophy of sex and love teacher told us a story about how he said his ex's name during sex once. It was awkward because u could tell that he completely regretted telling us that story like while he was in the middle of telling it but it was too late. He was a Nike employee they hired after the first teacher left to become an electrician??? Anyway, the guy got engaged to or married that girl so it worked out.

 

I dated a Sarah in high school for like 2 months and now I'm dating a Sara. Truthfully I completely forgot I even dated a Sarah, so the same name thing doesn't bother me. But if they had the same name as a really bad ex, yeah, that would be pretty difficult to deal with probably.

The last few weeks have been really great, it's weird actually being with someone that cares? I know that sounds dumb, but after the last year of my previous relationship this has been such a relief.

 

hey it's my 2nd anniversary with my gf hell yeah

 

I said the name of a friend during sex with my ex once. In my defense I wasn't thinking about the friend, we had just hung out earlier that day so her name was still in my head. Regardless, the response was not good

 

So gym girl is going up to see her frat boyfriend up in college 7 hours away from us this weekend. To say i'm dreaming up completely possible but irrational scenarios would be a massive understatement. Made a fire playlist. She will fall in love wit me before she even get there cuz.

 

I love those irrationally impossible scenarios.

They never happen.

 

Teenage Dirtbag on repeat for 7 hours

 

Like she get's there, and immediately just something in the air is not right. He takes her to a party that night where she just feels not part of any of the conversations and just attached at her douchey boyfriends hip. There's a sneaking suspicion the girl she met 15 minutes ago is definitely sleeping with her boyfriend, she had that look in her eye. The only thing brightening up her time at the party is that funny joke of a song I put in the middle of her play list that I knew she would like, she giggles to herself, only to be distracted by her boyfriend accidentally spilling beer all over her. Later that night, he passes out drunk the second they get back to his room, and that's where guys, she finds the underwear of another female right underneath his bed. THE INEVITABLE FRAT GUY SIDE PIECE Suspicion CONFIRMED.


She drives home early that morning, the only thing keeping her smile is that fire flame playlist I made for her. And shes alllll mine.

 

I think the citizenship marriage might be a better bet

 

Dan getting the shit kicked out of him by the boyfriend is inevitable

 

Dude. Im yuge.

 

we get it you work out

 

Im fat and I lift alot. Scary combo. Power belly.

 

Yeah but i dont do steroids