(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 806

lol everything was so over the top about that situation. Her method of introduction, the fucking simpsons movie being the movie we're at, me wanting to be anywhere else, us being in a weird realm of tension but still tryna be intimate, etc etc lol
perhaps there was, but i don't regret a thing, it's a story that lives on with all my friends, her friends, hell i told me newest best friends that the other night and they choked on the blunts we had passing around lol.

worth it. and tbh thats not even the story im most known for with friends.... especially not in the romantic/sexual/etc realm lol.

 

If you don’t mind me asking, how old are you? I was 14 when the Simpson’s Movie came out. I don’t think I even knew what p**** was when I was 14 lol

 

im 29. born on my parents anniversary too.

guess that explains a lil. I joke on my Pops all the time saying how I must've really ruined your hopes for that anniversary night lol.

 

Waaait is there a movie theater story?? I feel left out rn!!

 

feel like when J Cole dropped that song talking about fucking the Mowry twins from sister sister and one of them said she wanted to hear the song on twitter and he replied like "NOOOOOOO" rn lol

 

Trust me, you should feel blessed

 

Like I know I don't wanna know but I do

 

wat

 

I wanna know

 

understatement

why on earth were u doing that in a movie theater

hmmm

was it?

im morbidly curious but please don’t

 

Ugh. Gimme a sec. I’ll link it

 

spare yourself. please. lol.

 

I wasnt tryna be, ask her that part lol - and yes it was, she found it hilarious too after being in the moment and it was just a raincheck.

lol even if i wanted to i wont, theres no even joking PG way to go about that. its all bad, I even had to call out over it from work over it lol

 

I’ll have you both know that I’ve read it like 4 times and I still have no idea what actually happened

"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread

 

Girl played with herself and then got it in the popcorn.

 

how did that thread gain 100+ pages in a week that's wild

 

Time in there moves at an accelerated pace, it’s insane lol

 

prob bc 80% of it was shitposting

 

spoilers smh

 

Ftfy

 

I'd ruin that thread

 

I try not to associate with those jabronies ofc

 

Excuse me?

 

me and kiana still hang in general chat thread

THE COOL KIDS THREAD

jk

or not