(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 793

no kidding its awesome and scary feeling

 

i wonder how much different/better my life would be if i never went through the middle/high school phase of feeling like i needed a gf to be cool

given the fact i'm excited to take off my pants and play video games tonight, not much different

 

FUCK, I SKIPPED LUNCH TODAY. THIS IS ALL TOO REAL!!!!

 

that is also me with the girl

 

dude i'm literally just getting ready to go get my lunch. wtf is going on with us?!?

 

I don't even know if I should have lunch at this point, haha. It's 4:00.

 

Dylan has been behind on his retainer payments, so our attorney-client relationship is no longer in existence. Carry on @St. Nate

 

I didn't even know Dolan wore a retainer

 

It's legit 74 degrees in my apartment right now and i'm so fucking cold still. i need cold medicine but have no energy to put shoes on and go outside and buy some.

edit: wrong thread idgaf.

 

you're worse than ty cobb

 

He's a hall of famer Dylan. He has an award named after him

 

don't forget about his salad

 

Ty Cobb was a terrible racist who thought the game should be segregated and often jammed his spikes on his cleats into opposing players.

Don’t be ty Cobb.

 

Damn, I gotta **** **** **** ****

Edit: lock this girl down

 

do you see her every day at your work or like are you in different departments?

 

Met a girl on OkCupid and things were going great for a few weeks, so naturally I got scared and ran away.

 

:(

 

Play it COOL MAN. Play it cool.

 

Why? I don't comprehend this but seem to see this all the time. What does running away look like? Ghosting?

 

I was in a pretty bad mental headspace when I met my ex 3 1/2 years ago and tried to do the same thing and then she was like “yeah I’m not letting you just bounce because you’re scared” and we had a wonderful 3+ years together.

 

things are going great with the gal I'm talkin to. it's p nice

 

fuck all of your happiness @ me when we can commiserate again

 

I am always ready to commiserate

 

Stop commiserate and listen

 

Lonely & Sexless (Official Thread)