(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 789

**Brings actual female to lunch, lunch gets pissed.

 

This only could've been better if you could somehow fix Bww in the background

 

Emotions are weird and I hate them

 

lol i'm not that tech savvy

@electro haikus

 

this is perfect lol

 

Also, my girlfriend put on an Antarctica episode of planet earth for me last night because she knew there would be penguins in it

I pretty much died right there

 

Aw you used the g word it's official congrats, that and her getting your love of penguins

 

y'all are falling in love and i'm over here still trying to figure out what five items to order in my pizza pocket smdh

 

Pineapple
Hot dog
Ketchup
A1 sauce
More pineapple

 

I opened a Tinder chat using penguins the other day.

It failed.

It wasn't to be.

 

oh god this is probably the list of ingredients in milkshake's breakfast smoothie everyday

 

what is a pizza pocket it sounds like a fetish version of a fleshlight

 

Don't just assume the grass is greener. Some of us would rather have the pizza pocket

 

Please take no parts of that seriously

 

damn we're getting bigmike after dark barely after the clock strikes noon

 

the font came out awful because only some was natural white, and the selection tool removed those parts so i had to brush over it in white lol

 

It's especially rude because she can't have any part of a pizza pocket

 

Is she tired?

 

Anything with the word pizza in it is good af, I know you fuckers will try me and I will say yes to each and everyone of them.

 

pizza hate crime

 

pizza murder

 

pizza diarrhea