(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 609

Let me know how it goes. How old are you, if out don't mind me asking? I'm 31, so I feel like a lot of these apps are too "young" for me.

 

Hey bb letZ meet up

 

"Ayyy cutie, what's your top 50 albums of 2017 so far?"

 

I'm about to be 24 so yeah this stuff feels around my age.

 

Wats ur asl?

 

"What albums are making you cry right now?"

 

Rank the ye albums for me bb

 

So I ran into that girl I had bubble-less tea with at the beginning of the summer and our conversation was filled with the same awkward silence and staring and laughing.

 

you're as beautiful as my dark twisted fantasy

 

Oh god, that sounds terrible

 

@sophos34 is so hot wow what a babe total dreamboat omg man of the year this is definitely not sophos34 on my account posting this either this is genuine

 

triggered

 

this is canon

 

posts on Chorus are canonical? Fuck I'm screwed

 

It was uh, pleasant.

 

So, uh, my "wife" and I made out for the first time in 6 months. Baby steps I guess. This has been the most emotionally intense six months of my life. Exhausting, scary, anxiety and depression-filled talks. It's all too much.

 

Divorce still going through or trying to work through it?

Happy for you that this is happening. If that's what you want of course.

 

About two months ago, so four months into me moving out, she decided to work on it. We've been going to therapy each week and our communication has grown significantly for the better. The issue we have now is we both just can't seem to be happy around the other person for an extended time; we always find the smallest thing to nit-pick out. So I don't know, I definitely want to give it another real chance, move back in, change for the better, etc., but there's days where I think the best is behind us and just move on. There's just a lot of factors around that, our kid being one of the biggest, that makes that decision very challenging.

 

Understandable man. Know that I'm here if you ever want to talk or what not. I'm glad that y'all are doing better and hoping the best for you and hope that she gets it together and wants everything to work.

 

when you get that pre-booty call text on your lunch break so you dance all the way back to your desk but then you see you got 20 new emails in your inbox

 

What have emails every done for you though?

 

Are the emails booty calls too? That'd be neat.

 

pre-booty call emails

 

That's how our parents did it in the old days. Carrier pigeons too, I think, wayyyy back in the day. Pre-booty call pigeons. Booty-pigeons.

 

damn, dirty talk via email must have been a wild time