(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 599

It's for the best, the world isn't ready for unfiltered dylan yet

 

Thursday pls also right with you at oh my god
also since this is the dating thread i nearly gave a girl my number and didnt because i got scared and didn't want to make her uncomfortable. figured just saying "hey here's this, you don't have to use this but it'd be nice to get to know you" was harmless enough but idk i second guessed myself out of it

 

a guy buys you a Julien Baker record ONE TIME and youre stuck with him until October. bullshit.

 

you gotta pay the trolls toll to get into this boy's soul

 

Why wasn't this on my tinder profile? Kinda regret deleting it now!

 

you can remake it in October it sounds like

 

I mean it wouldn't make sense for him to buy you the same album more than once

 

There'll be more records I'm sure

 

bring it back just to see the effectiveness. surely gets someone better than me on the hook.

 

i hate you......



(but love you)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh will there?!?! you dont know cause i tell you everything thats coming out you uncultured swine.

 

sounds like tinder on easy mode










jk

 

the national has an album coming out so that should be what everyone listens too

 

ok hear me out

I was taking a buzzfeed quiz and it had a cheesy pickup lines involved

one of them was "baby if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine apple" and I'm about ready to download tinder to use it.

like that's perfect for my job but also awful enough.

 

only person thatd work on is a vegan.

 

I'm actually Vegan now

 

Makes it seem like you're calling them an asshole

 

this buzzfeed quiz was wrong so now I can't even use it anymore because of these false lies.

 

just discovered a new dating app called elite singles and that app sounds miserable for that age range it wants.

 

I'm elite and single

 

Same

 

I forgot to tell you folks

I know none of you are my friends on Snapchat

but I went to the gusiness world record place in Hollywood and they had a produce record section

I snapchatted myself with the produce and put produce man reporting for duty

none of my irl friends got it and I'm like dang

 

elite singles sounds like it is exclusively for middle aged white people in the south and their devil spawn

 

God I can't imagine what having you people on Snapchat would be like

 

It's wild

 

Okay so I was just hanging out with mine and Ashley's mutual friend tonight for DSA stuf and she said "so I hear your date went well last night. She really likes you, you know." And I said, idk she's a hard read.

and she told me about how they were out with their other friend together a week or so ago who is a psychologist and ashley was talking about me and another guy she had been seeing/flirting with and asking which she should pursue. I guess their friend said when ashley was talking about the other guy, her body language looked very tense and rigid and when she talked about me she perked up a little bit and seemed more relaxed. said that she told the other guy she was going to stop seeing him to pursue me i guess so I'm having a good couple of days rn