(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 596

You know what I like? Calzones

 

Ah yeah, Pizza's cousin

 

Call it what it is, she's a pizza Nazi

 

Calzones are wonderful

I keep matching with people on Tinder and not messaging them because I panic and freeze up when it comes to actually initiating a conversation with someone I don't know on there

 

just picture yourself talking to me instead of them. Like when you give public speeches and picture yourself in your underwear so you don't feel constrained by your clothing.

 

It's actually ethical for me to punch someone for being against pineapple pizza

 

I cannot currently advocate for punching non pizza eaters

 

pick a side, chase!

 

I'm pro freedom of eats

 

I'm alt-leftovers

 

Don't make me give you a pizza my mind

 

Okay, now you guys are just being cheesy

 

Sorry I just don't want to be topped

 

Jesus crust

 

What kinda weirdough doesn't like pizza

 

Guys, I'm trying to work. I don't want to get fired because I was posting in this thread too much. I really knead that dough.













h/t mewithoutYou - Fiji Mermaid

 

Lettuce get back to the point of this thread. Has anyone had a pizza their heart stolen?

 

No but I have had my sausage tugged

 

Anyway you slice it we love puns

 

Sorry



Trying to remove it



ah

 

After so many good puns, someone is going to drop a brick oventually

 

I like ketchup pizza

 

This thread is a brick and it's drowning slowly

 

pizza

 

Your reign of terror knows no ends