(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 595

Man that subtlety almost escaped me!

 

I'm so bored that i'm flipping through tinder.

 

I deleted it

 

o rly y?

 

Probably cuz he got a gf now

 

Not a bad idea. I use it when i'm very bored.

 

Meets up with girl
" Look I was very bored"

 

I've done it where mine was "I was drunk when we swiped and set this up and now im hung over so I'm going to go home and lay down for a very long time. It was nice meeting you, have a great day."

 

Damn that's cold.

 

I hope things work with Ashley

 

it just seemed like the thing to do at the time

 

It gets exhausting honestly and my expectations with those dates are rarely met

OkC and tinder I mean, I've been on way now from OkC

 

For whatever fucking reason, black out drunk me set up a date for like 10AM on a Saturday and she agreed to it.
I woke up the next morning at like 9:30AM with a dead apple watch and my phone was at 1% so I was just in time to read the notification saying she was getting ready to head to the museum and I was like.....the fuck who are you, I don't know anyone named Nicole.

I felt terrible and offered to take her on another date and make up for it but she understandably declined....and then matched with me 2 more times over the next 6 months after that...?

 

I texted her I was eating pizza on my lunch break just a minute ago because it's my comfort food and she asked what kind and I said a slice of chicken alfredo and she sent the vomit emoji so I said "bye" and now we're over but I'm not gonna date a pizza hater

 

hahahh g'damn

 

She's a pizza purist /nationalist

 

I had a Bumble date a few weeks ago who exclusively talked about One Direction and what each individual is doing now

 

In her defense this is a fucked up pizza to get

 

Send me their digits

 

Reported and blocked

 

1-800-U-WISH

 

Backed

 

she said she only like cheese pizza and that's only some of the time. She said she has a food aversion to pizza.



HOW COULD YOU HIDE THAT FROM A PERSON?! That's something you lead off with.

Like, "Hey, just so we're up front before we go on this first date, I'm not looking for anything serious and I don't like pizza."

"I can deal with the first one, but that last one is too much. Thank you for being up front about how you are a bad person."

 

Reported and blocked


Don't make me shut this thread down!

 

She might as well say she hates puppies