(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 593

Get out!!! Leave! Dont @ me.

 

I complained before, but my friend is still being annoyingly overprotective. I think she's projecting. She jumps head first in the deep end, gets srs immediately, and cares way more than they do and then she gets burned bad. I am not like that. But she's convinced she knows what's best for me and I'm like sis. Even if she's right and the person sucks, I would just stop talking to them?? That is what dating is for. You get to know them and if they suck you stop. It's not that serious. She acts like I'm gonna be forced to be stuck with them 4ever. I know I can handle myself and I know what is best for me so like... let me live


Let it be known that I'm not even dating anyone so her weirdness is completely unfounded. But I swear the more she makes it into a Thing the more I tap into my inner 13 year old wannabe rebel and wanna date this guy out of spite. Cause that's the healthy foundation of all relationships, obv

 

my last post before I go on vacation and take a mini break from everything is that I will be that loser that tries tinder in Coachella area.

I'm the worst.

 

About to get cheesy and reflective here: my boyfriend and I have always had a healthy, supportive relationship but I've never experienced a partner's family loving me the way his does? His sister is buying me a surprise present for my birthday and calling me family. It's incredible. It's totally different to my ex who made me feel ashamed and didn't want me around his friends or family, telling me he wanted me "all to himself" which sounds very rebellious and somewhat romantic when you're a teenager and just want this boy to love you. In hindsight, it was kinda fucked up (like most things in that relationship). So I suppose I'm just emotional to be welcomed into my boyfriend's world, by his family and his friends. I usually dread birthdays due to overwhelming anxiety and surrounded by people but I'm overwhelmed by the love this year.

 

It's so hard to have a phone die in 2017

 

Did you ever meet up with her or did she disappear? Maybe her phone died too lol

 

Her phone straight up ded

 

That sucks. I'm sorry. Against my better judgment, I'm meeting up with Target poop sniffer tonight in a public place. He literally texted me every hour all night long. The psychotic nature of that is a slight turn on and I couldn't resist the temptation.

 

Meh, I'm honestly not too perturbed by it. But good luck, be safe, plz don't take him home.

 

Met up with my friend and we talked for a while last night. She's got a lot to figure out in terms of ending her current relationship and whether or not she wants to jump right into another one but it's pretty clear there's a lot of chemistry between us.

Nothing has happened between us yet, and won't until she sorts some of these thoughts and feelings things out. We've both had a thing for one another for awhile. She's an incredible person and one of my best friends and I'm eager to see if this is an avenue through which we can deepen our relationship but I'd hate for it to get off on the wrong foot.

 

Well I survived. All done

 

O h g o d

 

How do we know this isn't P Sniff himself?

 

Funny. So I didn't have to use any of my two week karate skills on him. But... I will say he's very odd. He collects stickers and where's too many layers of clothing. It was literally like four shirts, two jackets, three pairs of socks etc. I'm convinced he's a hobo. I'm pretty sure he's the most attractive homeless person I've ever seen who quite possibly lives in a van down by the river. His phone was really dead because he uses a "friends" phone and his friend went MIA and he couldn't get ahold of me as he doesn't have a phone. He's "in between" jobs. And showers at truck stops. The reason he was in target that day I met him was because he was shoplifting contact lens solution for his phone friend. So in essence I picked up a transient and made out with him. I'm the definition of an idiot.

 

Was it at least good?

 

It was interesting

 

That definitely sounds like the word for it.

 

At least sounds like maybe in a few weeks when his phone isn't dead y'all can do it again

 

I also failed to mention that he's currently asleep in my bed. I'm the Robin Hood for attractive hobo

 

Oh god

 

To be fair, he has the prettiest male appendage I've ever laid eyes on. Seriously it should be molded and sold in stores. For that alone he deserved a warm bed to sleep in.

 

Holy jesus

 

So my question is whenever he wakes up do I drive him to railroad tracks? Or under an overpass? Throw him a few bucks or maybe help him make a sarcastic cardboard sign for when he pan handles?

 

The way you're talking about him and homelessness in general is problematic