(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 592

Two hours is fine, man. Anything more than 24 hours and it's probably ghosting.

 

In general, I agree, but she expressed that she wanted to hang out tonight so I need to figure out if that's happening or not lol

 

Oooooh, that makes sense.

 

You can forget about the girl when this sweet new episode of twin peaks comes out.

 

Haha I knowwwww but we were supposed to watch togetherrrrr. She had a picture of herself dressed as Audrey in front of the RR Diner

 

Random guy I met in target that I had an awesome time with and then he freaked out and disappeared... he just texted me after being MIA for weeks. Fuck am I that desperate for sarcastic banter with a male that has tats and piercings that I'd be willing to overlook him being a possible cokehead/poop sniffer or just mentally unstable?

 

Hilarious but doubtful

 

Update: new girlfriend is my cat

 

Pussy is pussy

 

big fight one day overturned by family nonsense and gaslighting bringing us back together united against that the next, literally dizzying.

 

ABORT ABORT ABORT

 

Idk I'm the audience here so I vote she hits up poop sniffer

 

I don't trust Mr. P Sniff

What did he have to say?

 

He said his phone died. LMAO. Whose phone dies for weeks? He wants to hang out tomorrow. I flat out asked him if he does drugs and he said not for years. So he's not a coke head so he must be poop sniffer then.?

 

All jokes aside, I would not do it. Maaayyybe if you were to just grab lunch or somethin but that whole thing was sketchy. And no, your phone does not die for weeks.

 

You're probably right. Sucks though. First connection I had with a guy in a long time and he's sketchy. Doesn't even lie well.

 

But does he breathe?

 

Dork lol. Yes .

 

I texted him back that my phones dying and I'll respond in a few weeks. Lol

 

Lmao. Gold.

 

You mean you're the


Target



Audience

 

Chase it is technically a mere three minutes into Monday where I am and you're going to hit me with this shit already

 

He probably had someone else he was


Targeting




And when that fell through now he's back to try you

 

he's into Targeting, you know that sex thing where you wear a red shirt and khakis

 

That's probably true but if I start believing that then I'll have to succumb to the fact that I'm not nearly as awesome and hilarious as I think I am. The only thing getting me to survive this thing called life lately is my bullshit and inflated sense of self.