(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 588

I'm now laughing at my desk at the idea of you fishing your own droppings out of a toilet and placing them in a bin...

 

I thought I was pretty smart because I wrapped my hand in toilet paper, not realizing that it would soak through. hahaha. I was 10 and in panic mode. Those poor strangers... can you imagine a few days later when it would start to smell? They are searching for the cause of it and boom. Like I said, not my proudest moment.

 

I saw that movie last night too!

 

How was it?

 

It depends. Are they on my left side or right side? I can't make a move if they're sitting on my left

 

I'm not a big scary movie guy, but it was pretty good! Prolly not worth $14 though. I also would've been more scared watching at home. A lot of people were talkin' or makin' crazy freak-out noises that kinda separated me from it a bit.

 

Never sit to the right. Never

 

I'm left handed though

 

Whose right?

 

Obviously not you

 

Who's on first?

 

This fortune cookie fortune says otherwise!

 

What's on second

 

same





the struggle is real

 

The internet has failed me. I'm trying to find the Seinfeld gif of George wrestling his girlfriend on the couch to get her to sit on his left side so he can make a move with his right hand and I can't find it :(

 

we all lost today

 

Close enough. Starts at 3:37

 

you get it

 

High five with our left hand!

 

This is the sole reason I bought a copy of Wicker Man during college. Always worked for some odd reason.

 

Also high five me with your left hand!

 

Not the bees

 

I think I said it on the Sex thread but we were actually watching Daddy's Home lmao, still together a year and a half later!

 

Ugh. I don't want to be single. Not even because I'm codependent, it just means I'll have two options:
1) Go through dating bullshit AGAIN
2) Die alone
Not sure which sounds better tbh

 

Being single is tight.