(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 584

the answer to both is yes

 

Sorry I jumped from Coke to poop. I guess either if the strong was pull enough would trump.

 

I clogged the toilet of a girl I had been hanging out with for a couple of weeks and couldn't find a plunger so I just said I had to go I got an emergency phone call and ran away

Edit: weeks. Couple of weeks, not years.

 

was your toilet destroyed after he left?

 

Hahahah. One of my good girl friends told me a story of that happening with some guy. I wonder if that was you.

 

No. All the times he used it, it was really quick. Unless he had go go gadget poop in which it came out super fast there was no way he exploded in my toilet.

 

Maybe he was snorting poop. Ever consider that?

 

I sure hope not. There was a period in my life where it happened accidentally and my friends said I was like a weird version of the robbers from home alone.

 

I don't want to consider that. I kissed him a lot. I kissed him all over his face. Which means I now have poop mouth.

 

glad we got to the bottom of this

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Ugh

 

That's seriously so odd. I've been trying to figure out what his deal is but I'm drawing a blank

 

No need to strain yo brain. We came to a conclusion. He was snorting poop.

 

Teaches me to not talk to random guys in Target. I tried to get out of my comfort box and look where it got me? Poop kisser

 

Target is a great place though.

 

Yeah, target is fantastic. Perhaps he thought he was in walmart.

 

I love target.

 

Have you ever opened your nose in there?

 

holy shit. I knew you were gonna do this lol

 

I have never stapled my nostrils together in a Target

 

I knew that was going to come up

God dammit.

 

Thank you!! I am definitely shy but oldjersey's response stood out to me. Probably going to take a couple of the other suggestions and build them in. It'll take me awhile to build up the courage but will let you all know how it goes

 

Use Handsoap, shampoo, conditioner, etc and pour it in the bowl and let it break up yo nasty poo and then flush.














I have lots of experience with this don't ask me




okay it's because i've clogged a girls toilet before and panicked and google came through like a boss when i was in her bathroom

 

Where was this info when I was 10 and in a strangers house?