(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 583

i told u not to ask him

 

this is taped to my computer monitor at work. It is a fortune from a fortune cookie that actually came true:

 

I had a fortune from a fortune cookie once that said "You will be invited to a karaoke party".

That was also true.

 

That girl never messaged me back. Damn. I dun goofed.

 

Was that also on a fortune

 

yes. "You will dun goof"

 

Another date planned for this weekend.

 

Fuck yeah I love the dells and Paul Bunyans is indeed the shit.

 

Man, that always sucks. I always find it quite strange when that happens, because I don't think I've ever got chatting away with someone on a dating app and found myself having a flowing conversation with someone I didn't want to meet in person.

 

It's certainly bizarre imo. We were having a very good conversation and had a lot in common, it seemed. Although, the thought of actually meeting someone can be somewhat exhausting so, I guess I get it. To be honest though is not even really looking date nor did I have any expectations. I just don't know anyone around here and it'd be cool to have a buddy

 

ill bee ur buddy

 

Tanks

 

I met this random guy at a Target a few weeks ago. I was in the same aisle with him picking up contact lens solution. He had a ton of tats and breathed so I had my opener. Even though I've had contacts for twenty years I asked him the best contact lens brand. We started chatting and had some hilarious back and forth banter. Ended up exchanging numbers and texted non-stop for a few days and then went on a date two weeks ago. Nothing fancy we ended up sitting in my jeep listening to music and talking for a few hours. At the end of it, we kissed as I have no issue kissing on the "first date". I rather know sooner than later if kissing you reminds me of kissing an old man with no teeth. But he kissed fine and I determined he was worthy for another date. Needless to say I had an awesome time. He texted me the next day, all day and asked if I wanted to go on another date. So we made plans to see each other again the next day. Ended up watching some UFC fight. Great conversation, he was laughing at all my jokes and I was laughing at his awful jokes to inflate his low self esteem... it was going swimmingly. We ended up fooling around a bit. All PG-13 stuff. In the middle of it he got freaked out and said he had to leave. He kept apologizing and then left awkwardly. He texted me non-stop the next few days saying how awesome and amazing I am and what a connection he felt. Also kept apologizing to me for spazzing out as he got nervous etc. Then he disappeared and is still missing lol. Hasn't answered any texts. WTF?

 

Maybe he sharted

 

For real though that is fucking weird

 

Maybe he pre'md and got embarrassed. Or maybe he has a GF.

 

Made no sense. Had a ton of stuff in common, had a really good back and forth sarcastic flow. Sexual chemistry was there. If he wasn't into it, why would he still text me for several days going on and on about how great I am blah blah. Then just to disappear?

 

he had to poop





standard George Costanza tactic

 

Just keep going back to the contact isle...he'll show up eventually

 

Tbh though, at this point, if he were to finally text back, you don't want him anyways. That's weird behavior.

 

yeah super sketchy

 

What was odd, he went to the bathroom like five times in a three hour period. I wondered if he was doing coke in the bathroom and maybe he's been on a drug infused bender the past few weeks. Will poop really trump hanging out with a girl you have a connection with?

 

Coke? It could, i guess.

 

sounds like he had diarrhea or a coke problem to me