(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 582

There's a great place in Wisconsin Dells (in Wisconsin...) called Paul Bunyans that serves all you can eat breakfasts of "Paul Bunyan Size Portions" and it's amazing and the most beautiful thing I have witnessed and ever taken part in. Huge plates of eggs any way you want, muffins, bacon, sausage, waffles, pancakes, OJ, mimosas, fruit, cereal, burritos, French toast, yogurt, ham, potatoes... ah, discovering that was the closest I've come to believing in a god-like entity.

 

I'm aware it's a controversial opinion, but I'm not budging. I voted for french toast though, so does that help?

 

Worcestershire is pronounced 'wuster-shire', because English.

I live on the west of the country now, which means I've come into contact with places like Gloucestershire, Bicester and Cirencester.

 

Wer-sher-sher-sher

!!!

 

Hi guys. Wanted to get your take. I walk every morning to a public transit hub, and every so often I pass a stunningly cute girl on her way to work in the opposite direction. Unsure if she's married/in a relationship, but if she is, then I wouldn't pursue.

Anyway, what is an uncreepy/intriguing way to initiate a convo and find out if she's available? I don't want to bother her or mess up her routine. Ideally I'd get a chance to learn more about her on a casual meet up. I have some ideas but was hoping you all could help me out

 

Pretend to not see her and literally bump into her and spill everything your carrying. Apologize profusely as you're helping pick up everything. As you're handing her everything, you should lock eyes and immediately fall in love. Take her to lunch immediately after, despite your original plans.

At least, that's how it works in movies.

 

I was heading back to my parents' and on my first train I spotted this woman who I found rather attractive. Unfortunately, I think she caught me checking her out and I was ashamed. But then, as we were leaving the train, I caught her looking at me too, so I felt less bad.

I get on my second train and a few minutes later, she walks into the carriage and sits across the aisle from me. I decide to go for broke:

"Hello again. Are you following me?"

Weirdly, that worked and we went for coffee a week later.

That is not the way I would advise starting your conversation. Does that help?

 

This is tough, I wouldn't have the guts to attempt it. Really though, just pick a morning when you're particularly well dressed/groomed, give a smile when you're 30 feet off and as you approach wave and get her attention and just ask. I don't see another way to intercept her attention without staging something elaborate

 

He should spill a beverage so she has to give him some some tissues or napkin, then smoothly just write his number down on there. Definitely no way that doesn't work, as you said it happens in movies!

 

I say be courteous and straight up with her. "Hey, I notice you almost every time you walk past me on the way to work, would you like to get coffee some time?" Girls RESPECT that. Worst case if she has to turn you down, she will at least be nice about it.

 

Yeah, if I wasn't too busy trying too hard to be funny, I'd have gone with this too. It sounds like you might be waiting a while to get lucky and have an opening with her just fall into your lap.

I don't think I'd ever dare attempt it though, so be brave and polite.

 

Immediately after would be.......breakfast

 

Yeah you could always like fake passing out right in front of her and hope she gives you some mouth to mouth if you want some hot action right away.

 

Well someone is thirsty.

 

"You should get coffee with me sometime, because now that I've asked, it would be incredibly awkward seeing you every day if you turn me down".

 

I was about to make a pick up line using pretty ricky lyrics since I just heard them on the radio but that is all bad for first impressions.

 

That's weird, I've heard one Pretty Ricky some ever and that was like 12 years ago

 

Grind With Me

 

No thanks

 

what about me

 

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What about @dadbolt

 

What about me?








Actually nvm don't touch me

 

Dylan has the right answer