(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 579

Marriage material right here

 

she's Black Swanning you dude

 

Please delete this

I can't compete

 

Hmm. I asked if she's big into the bar scene around here to steer the conversation towards us meeting up and so far no response. This girl is v cute. Plz drink w me

 

Youre out, guacs in

 

Knew it would come to this

 

food > humans forever

 

Like hell im gonna read the 20+ fucking pages that have taken place today. Christ doesn't anyone get anything done around here?

 

I, for one, am currently jobless and dateless.

 

I'm with a job but dateless but also eating food so it's nice

 

I was OCRing documents at my desk all day so I had a lot of downtime

 

16. Make her a bloody mary if you never want her to return.

 

I feel like a Bloody Mary could be good if it was super horseradishy and Worcestershirey

 

I recently learned that Worcestershire sauce has anchovies. I knew Caesar dressing did but not Worcestershire sauce.

Also google tells me that's how it's spelled but it looks weird

 

I can't figure out the correct pronunciation of Worcestershire, so I wershersherhser

 

There is no correct pronunciation of Worcestershire

 

I just drove to the bar right by my place and ordered a bloody Mary. Damn you all who like it. I took four gulps and it took a ton of effort to keep it down. Gross. All done. I am sticking with Tequila.

 

i used to think bloody marys were weird but now i really like them. so ya'll just gotta change your mind like me. i like salty things over sweet things in general though so maybe thats it.

 

I know the proper pronunciation and I still wershershersher

 

Just caught up and read 18 pages. Someone buy me breakfast

 

There's a place I like to go to that has a bloody mary bar on the weekends and they'll bring you a glass with the vodka and you get to choose the mix and seasonings and make it yourself. It's my favorite thing

 

and that place is....?!?!?! in denton?!?!

 

One of my coworkers mentioned that he goes there a lot

 

Yes it's my favorite bbq-ish place I was telling you about and you had to remind me that you're vegan

 

He has great taste