(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 578

I should just link her to the last twenty pages or so and just be like, "what do you think of this?"

 

You da man.

 

This is all long and informative, but what does it have to do with breakfast?

 

You've rumbled me. There's a reason I've been quiet about myself recently.

Reality is confusing and difficult. Unlike breakfast chat.

 

15. make her breakfast the morning after date

 

Are you trying the sabotage method?

 

You will learn. This is a promise. I didn't start drinking until I was 21 and now I'm a pro.

 

Guys... I've been thinking about breakfast all day

 

I still haven't begun drinking I guess and I'm 28. I have A drink every so often but that's about it

 

It's honestly unreal. I've been trying to do low carb but I honestly feel triggered from this thread. I NEED POTATOES

 

you should start with vodka redbulls

 

Lmao. Do not listen to this. Dylan is trying to end your life.

 

the only time i've ever been both black-out-pants-around-my-ankles-hugging-a-toilet-seat drunk AND set up a tinder date at the same time for 9am the following morning (drunk me is a masochistic asshole to sober dylan) was from vodka redbulls

 

this thread sucks because dating sucks

 

I like drunk me alright but wasted me is bad news

 

OK! Turns out this girl also used to live in the SF Bay Area and moved to LA for school. Common ground. Now, to try and set up a meetup

 

Fuck love

 

Bloody Marys all night

 

I keep it simple. Give me beer and give me whiskey (neat, cause I'm classy af) and I'll be set.

 

I disagree

but usually I'm right there with you

 

Please no

 

Fine, micheladas

 

Can we please change this to the "Dating and Relationships (and Breakfast)" thread? I feel like this conversation has been too integral to the lore.

 

When does the suffering end


Mimosas 4ever

 

Oh okay