(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 577

Send her a riddle.

There is a green house. Inside the green house is a white house. Inside the white house is a red house. Inside the red house are a bunch of babies. What is it?

I have not thought about this song in a long time and now just watched the video. Good lord that's an awful song.

 

lol I sent her a message and she replied in like 2.5 seconds

 

but was it a riddle

 

That was my initial reaction. It honestly would have been hilarious and I almost wish it was but, alas, it is a real live human bean.

 

My eyes almost rolled out of my head when I saw ten new pages and yet I still fucking skimmed through all of it. My initial reaction was dead on, outside of a couple Review references

 

God dammit. Now we're chatting, and she seems really cool, but I am always afraid of chatting too much online and then have nothing to talk about irl

 

Fuck me alive guys, I go home, eat, gym and come home again to find you've written about 10 pages of shit about breakfast.

Firstly, Bloody Mary's are excellent and anyone who disagrees is without taste.

Secondly, whoever mentioned biscuits and gravy pissed me off. What you guys over there call gravy is an abject disgrace. Like some sort of bready, cream based puss that you've slathered over a biscuit (which is just a shit scone anyway).

So yeah, I'm feeling dogmatic tonight.

From this point on, I might talk about dating again.

 

Breakfast is a more positive topic than dating right now IMO

 

i don't care that you lift bro, bloody marys are disgusting

 

Hmm

Good bloody Mary opinion

Shit biscuit and gravy opinion

 

Everything about a Bloody Mary makes me gag honestly

All that should not be a drink that people consume. Nope.

 

Well, that's what they gain now lol nothing changed, they go from one perk to another

 

Bloody Mary's are awful.

I had a "man-mosa" not too long ago which was beer and orange juice. I could do without the whole masculinity complex thing but I'm not gonna lie, it was damn fine! Also, I've recently discovered my love of chicken and waffles. It is a good thing.

 

Have you tried using A1

 

I'm going to go to a bar and try a Bloody Mary later tonight and report back. Never had one as tequila is my bitch. Never had tomato juice either, so I will either vomit at the bar or vomit later. Either way should be good times.

 

Bloody Mary's have always seemed bad, but I've never had one so I can't honestly judge it

 

I don't feel like puking

 

Hello all. I know this is the official Breakfast thread but I have a question about dating and I felt you could help. How exactly does tinder work? Are you supposed to chat forever and then schedule a date? Like at point do you say, "hey, let's meet up!" This girl seems rad, but tbh I don't necessarily want to date but I do want to meet new people cause I don't know anyone here. I've never progressed beyond just chatting within the Tinder app.

 

yes

 

First, ask her what her favorite breakfast food is.

If she says pancakes, unmatch.

If otherwise, ask her if she would be interested in meeting up whenever you both are free.

 

I'm getting some mixed messages here...

 

Hilarious. If she likes pancakes she's probably bad in bed and doesn't know how to give a satisfying blow job. No offense to the possible three women in the world in which that doesn't apply.

 

If the chatting is going well and they seem fun, suggest you try it out in person. That's all I've ever done with Tinder. It mostly worked.

 

I have a method:

1. If the intro goes well then
2. flirt and/or talk about their interests for 10ish messages
3. use their interests to think of a fun date and propose date to them
4. when they accept say "great! do you wanna work out the details over text or do you prefer the app to communicate?"
5. this allows them to give you their number without pressure or choose to use the app if they're not comfortable giving it out just yet
6. date must take place within 5-7 days
7. this shorter time frame allows you to meet quickly and greatly reduces the chances of ghosting
8. after date time/location/plan has been confirmed whether via text or app continue to flirt
9. once it gets to about 9pm your time, tell them you're turning in and ask if you can message them again tomorrow
10. message them sometime early to mid-afternoon if your schedule allows
11. talk/flirt the rest of the day
12. repeat steps 9-11 until the night before the date
13. on the day of the date, confirm 6-8 hours in advance of the time you planned
14. go on date