(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 576

Peanut butter on french toast was fantastic...

 

Good thing work is super slow right now, because I just had to read like 10 pages about breakfast foods.

Sausage is disgusting. Turkey bacon>>>>bacon

 

Bacon is overrated. I hate what it's become. With that said, when you are drunk and wondering the streets of San Francisco at 2am, a bacon wrapped hot dog is like manna from heaven.

My best friend, Craig, makes the best bacon I've ever had and I really want him to open up a bacon themed shop called Craigcon.

 

can somebody help me? I've made a match on Tinder and I honestly don't know what to do at this point. I'm like a dog that's finally caught a motorcycle.

 

What happens when you get a match? You send them a message?

 

That's the idea, yeah.

 

you know any jokes?

 

Find that dog and pet him

 

Oh! Open with a joke. Here, I've got a really good one you can use!!!!


What do you call a caveman who really doesn't know where he's going?



A meanderthal! :D









@bigmike >_>

 

lmao, I'm actually laughing right now

 

Say "Your daddy must have been a terrorist cause you da bomb baby" I would die laughing at that. But then I have no taste.

 

Say what you want about deaf people...



that's it. that's the joke. it works a lot better irl

 

Similar:


You: Do you want to hear a knock knock joke?
Them: Sure!
You: Okay but you have to start it off.
Them: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Them:..................
then you wait for them to realize they've been had

 

say baby will you be my corona and lime

And I'll be your main squeeze

 

OK, I feel like a complete and utter idiot. Her bio on Tinder is, "I have Synesthesia, but I don't see music, I just think Tuesday's super cool". Now, I thought I knew what synesthesia was but I have thought about this joke for the last five minutes and I cannot seem to understand it for the life of me.

 

I matched with someone a few months ago and have messaged with him a bit, then he went out of town a few weeks ago and said we should meet up when he got back. Well, I know he's been back for almost a week now because he has his Instagram on his profile, but I was the last one to send a message like two weeks ago. I am so bad at this... am I supposed to just keep waiting?

 

Just follow up.

 

I'd move on. If he was interested then he would have reached out. His loss.

 

I've matched with like three people in the last week but haven't said anything haha. I'm the worst at this

 

I've thought about using Tinder but I'm not that familiar if it's just supposed to be for hook ups or for something with substance.

 

I use it for substance, and nothing has come of it either way though haha

 

I'm not opposed to meeting someone and being fuck buddies but something with substance would be nice as well. Just hate the whole crappy process you have to go through to get to a place in which you find someone you like. I live in a fantasy world where I assume asking if someone is interested in seeing me again, I'll actually get an honest response rather than some bull shit. If all you want to do is fuck then just say that. If you're not feeling me just say it. When did everyone get so tip toe-y on being honest? If you like me, great. If you don't, great. Just be honest. Stop the bullshit.

 

It seems like a lot of people that are looking for just hook ups will write that in their bio, and when I see it I just swipe left and don't ever have to talk to them. I'm very picky with who I swipe right on, so I haven't really had any issues with terrible matches (just ones that never turn into anything).

 

tinder is a trash heap don't use it

 

I'm still hoping to meet a cool guy in the dairy section of a grocery store when I drop milk on his foot. But all the guys I see over there are old men who probably send back soup at a deli.