(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 574

bigmike wants to be surrounded by wonderful, forward thinking people, not neanderthals who put syrup on sponges and drink liquor with red water chaser

 

you got brock osweiler in the first round?

 

I am pretty sure if Jason spends 5 seconds in this thread he's going to close shop

 

i do suck because I am in this thread

 

Everything hurts

 

This is patently false and I will not allow you to hurt my reputation otherwise

 

Okay then

 

Hello Ken, welcome to the website!

 

What do you call a caveman who doesn't really know where he's going?

 

Thanks, new friend.

 

@ChaseTx

 

im just trying to not get on the hype train for watson because i am skeptical

 

Speaking of breakfast... I had a blind date once in which the guy had an IBS attack but didn't tell me until he stood up and then I had to walk closely behind him so no one would see that he shit himself. I better get a crown in heaven for that good deed.

 

I have zero expectations this year really, I just wanna enjoy the season and enjoy watching the team even if it sucks

 

that just means we are going to the superbowl

 

Careful what you wish for, no tequila there methinks

 

u Ken

 

@bigmike is the hero this thread doesn't deserve

 

Just playing things by ear, it's all good

 

If any place has tequila it'll be there

 

Pop punk doesn't count as a thing

 

A meanderthal


















































Get it?

 

If we go to the Super Bowl I will video tape myself crying tears of joy about it and post it in this thread

Anyway to be back on topic things are going pretty good because my girlfriend is a very strong person and I'm very lucky

 

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