(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 571

They were right tho

 

If it's alcohol, I'm down. Don't give a shit what's its called. Anything to fill the cracks of my heart.

 

My friend/ex-roommate/likely future roommate chased his vodka shots with a glass of bloody mary mix two Sundays ago and I almost puked

 

Just wanna state for the record that I said nothing implying the sort

 

Nondating

 

A poor man's White Russian

 

I love tomato juice/v8. Fruit juice & booze is such a natural combo.

 

You're dating naan?

 

Fruit juice ya but not fcking vegetables

 

"Now Mona, I am drinking milk for my ulcer!" *as he tops it off with vodka* haha

 

I would if I could

 

Yeah, they've already bread with each other.

 

You just opened a whole goddamn new can of worms

 

Tomato is a fruit and it's the best one

 

Tomatoes are fruit bruh

 

and the plot thickens

 

Bloody Mary's are gross
Mimosas rock

The place that @PensHockey went to sounds awful and shouldn't advertise themselves as a breakfast place without French toast. LIES

 

I don't acknowledge you anymore

 

tomatoes are trash

 

I don't acknowledge you anymore

 

We may disagree on some things, but this statement I can get behind

 

I can always count on Joe to back me up with an opinion that isn't lame

 

Just tired of them being thrown at you

 

We'll never know because he still won't do an open mic with me

 

I'm just gonna move on. I love you too much to do this