(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 570

Sorry everyone

 

Hell yeah

 

I loathe them

 

A point of contention

 

I don't think there is anything I find grosser on a conceptual level drink wise as a bloody mary

 

Stay out of this Dustin this doesn't concern you

 

never apologize for being a trailblazer/introducing me to my new love Cam

 

I quite like Mimosas tho

 

Maybe you should try not being shit and start liking things that are good

 

We arent dating you clowns!!!!!!

 

I'm gonna blaze your trail bb

 

Au contraire, you all have me very concerned

 

Yeah we know you're not dating us clowns

 

Not crazy about mimosas, I'll drink them but I'd rather have a tequila sunrise

 

got em

 

I worry about the person who invented the bloody Mary based on the name and the fact that they were like " this booze needs tomato juice and celery"

 

Mimosas are good too

 

*opposite of vomit gif*

 

I think it's the other way around, like they had to have tomato juice and celery for health reasons and were like "Fuck, how am I gonna deal with this?" and added booze to make it easier

 

Rather drink pureed trash

 

that's exactly how it happened

 

i 100% would have chosen death

i know, you're shocked

 

What I want explained is how this happened:

"Let's have a shot"
"Sure, do you have any chasers or are we taking the shots straight?"
"No, instead of that I decided to put the shots in gelatin and make it an elaborate thing"

 

Like roger sterling adding vodka to his milk