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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 568

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Colby Searcy Aug 9, 2017
    Colby Searcy

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    But it does make pound cake.

    Right?
     
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  2. angrycandy Aug 9, 2017
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    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    have you gotten in contact with the people at Intervention yet? I've been trying. poor guy needs some help, y'know. just hate to see it
     
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  3. Colby Searcy Aug 9, 2017
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    Biscuits and Gravy with butter and Grape Jelly is the best
     
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  4. Shrek Aug 9, 2017
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  6. thesoftskeleton Aug 9, 2017
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    The math adds up. Youre probably not wrong.
    I dont know chase.
     
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  7. Shrek Aug 9, 2017
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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 9, 2017
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    run away with me Platinum

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  9. PensHockey Aug 9, 2017
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    Holy fistful of assholes I come back from breakfast date and mucho pages... Breakfast all day every day. Well, the date was blah. He's nice and didn't burp a lot and obviously has at least a 6th grade education but just no chemistry. I like to insult and be insulted, some good back and forth banter and there was none of that. He doesn't understand sarcasm. And his jaw made a clicking noise which was very distracting so I then I started singing a song in my head based on the jaw clicking and kept zoning out.
     
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  10. dylan Aug 9, 2017
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    but did he breathe?
     
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  11. Shrek Aug 9, 2017
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    Please tell me you said "holy fistful of assholes" and carefully studied his reaction
     
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  12. PensHockey Aug 9, 2017
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    Yes. but no tats or piercings. And he looked clean. lol
    I did, it's a staple in my vocab... he looked like a confused dog when I said it. I knew right there he wasn't going to see my boobs.
     
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  13. Mr. Serotonin Aug 9, 2017
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    Doesn't understand sarcasm? What an asshole!
     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 9, 2017
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    If you like insults you came to the right place
     
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  16. Shrek Aug 9, 2017
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    I have a great admiration for how you operate. Maybe lead off with it next time.
     
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  17. Colby Searcy Aug 9, 2017
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    But more importantly what did you order and how was it?
     
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  18. Shrek Aug 9, 2017
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  19. Colby Searcy Aug 9, 2017
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  20. ChaseTx Aug 9, 2017
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    The best breakfast dish??? Maybe!
     
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  21. CobraKidJon Aug 9, 2017
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    I don't like insults

    Why am I here
     
  22. angrycandy Aug 9, 2017
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    up there
     
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  24. CarpetElf Aug 9, 2017
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    I think you just might be setting your expectations too high. Most schools don't start with chemistry until eighth grade.
     
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  25. angrycandy Aug 9, 2017
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  26. PensHockey Aug 9, 2017
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    This fancy place didn't have waffles or french toast. They specialize in eggs. WTF is that? Fucking eggs. So not only was the date a bust, I'm still hungry and now I want some damn french toast. I ordered scrambled eggs and toast. Pathetic.
     
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  27. Shrek Aug 9, 2017
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    Plz vote for french toast in the breakfast thread i made tyvm
     
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  28. angrycandy Aug 9, 2017
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    he needs all the help he can get
     
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