(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 567

Ohhhhh

 

Kaitie: "Loves ron swanson, hates breakfast"

 

I feel so blessed to be a millenial, love breakfast and works with avocado.

The holy trinity right there.

 

how was breakfast, Derek?

 

the bacon wasn't as crispy as i prefer but the eggs and hashbrowns were cooked perfectly. 16.5/10

 

Does portion size matter?

 

What the fuck

what the fuck

 

Chase is learning a lot today

 

I'm going to have chorizo because that's the best

 

Ugh. I'm having a stupid protein shake. I want a heaping pile of home fries covered in ketchup and hot sauce :(

 

The only thing that you do know and is def very factual is that im perfect.

 

why you gotta be lying to chase about being perfect when you don't like breakfast

EVERYTHING IS A LIE

 

he's got you there

 

You ordered the perfect amount of pancakes

 

more breakfast talk for everyone!

 

Im actually the fucking worst so true

 

It's ok that this thread can save you before its to late

 

Likes avocados

Has soft bones

Avocados proven bad for bone density

 

@ChaseTx I'm gonna send you ground up fiber and cement mix to slip in her meals

 

shout out to grits

 

I'm having Breakfast Casserole for lunch.


Fight me!

 

shout out to biscuits & gravy




Ken doesn't know what he's talking about

 

A pound of butter baked in a ceramic dish does not a casserole make

 

I'll fight you for it

 

Biscuits and gravy is good just for the fact it is a dish that incorporates gravy on not Thanksgiving