(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 566

Maybe I should date someone between Ron Swanson and Leslie knope

 

I'm kind of amazed right now at how much breakfast discussion is on that show

 

the true og breakfast king

 

@thesoftskeleton YOU COME INTO MY THREAD, MY THREAD!!!, AND YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ON BREAKFAST FOOD. I THINK FUCKING NOT.

 

@ anyone just jumping into this thread right now

 

Normally, I feel a bit left behind because of the time difference between most of you and myself. Today, you've managed to post 3 new pages while I was looking at one bug at work. FFS guys.

But on the french toast note, I cannot cook much well, but I can smash french toast. It has become one of my go to breakfasts if I have a woman stay over.

If she seems a bit on the healthy side, then it's poached eggs and avacado on bagles. If she's cool, she gets hot sauce too.

(not like that you filthy fuckers)

 

You break the fast since your last meal which is definitely dinner and not at midnight

 

I told y'all this was coming

 

Why can't dinner be at midnight if breakfast can be at midnight

 

If avocados are a breakfast food then yeah, i like breakfast

 

Avocados are an anytime food

 

Avocados aint got a type. It trenscends into any time of the day and i think that's beautiful.

 

Avocados aint got a type. It trenscends into any time of the day and i think that's beautiful.

 

A midnight snack is its own separate special entity

 

such a good post that it was posted twice

 

I hear I was summoned and I see all the pancake slander, what the fuck guys

 

avocados are like chicken nuggets for millenials

 

You dont know me and what im about