(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 561

Yeah ya all

 

Is it bad that I'm thinking of taking a shot of tequila to calm my nerves before this date and it's 7:53 in the morning?

 

I don't see a problem here

 

I couldn't be arsed to get up earlier than usual to eat breakfast with someone I'd only met once before and wasn't sure on. We'd been on a date and then she was so busy that I could never get hold of her. Then she suggested a morning date and I just sort of assumed she was fobbing me off. I don't think I'd ever heard of a morning date at that point, so it seemed really unusual to me.

 

Not at all, I would likely do the same. Just don't do more than one or two max

 

Also, I'm in the 'breakfast is the best meal' club too.

 

breakfast is amazing

Lemme get that chorizo burrito

Or or just my omelette

 

Everyone's situation is different, but when I was working retail, I suggested a brunch date with a girl. Like some reactions in here, she was completely put off by it, thought I wasn't interested in her, and that it was sort of a joke date. But I worked retail and had wonky hours, at the time I worked 2-10pm so that really was the only option.

 

One tequila shot taken.

 

Make sure you brush those teeth and then chug a glass of water

 

And then take another

 

*thinks about making s hockey joke but passes up on it*

 

hahaha. I brushed my teeth and put on the good lotion. Not expecting to get laid at breakfast but who knows maybe not looking dead will be a turn on.

 

If the person you're meeting with is anything like you, it sounds like it won't be

I kid, I kid.

 

sex after breakfast is the tops

 

If someone asked me on a breakfast date I'd be all heart eyes

 

Breakfast is the best. Though any type of food date is the worst.

 

To be clear I'm not at all a morning person but waffle house is open 24/7 let's fucking go

 

omg i love 3:36 am breakfast at Waffle House. Wish I was going there. Instead I have to go to a fancy breakfast place where I have to look presentable and pretend I got my shit together, am a functioning adult and hide my twisty dark weirdness.

 

breakfast food is the best food







duh

 

Just be all:

"Listen, I am a woman who loves breakfast and isn't above morning tequila. Don't fuck this up, hombre."

 

and Waffles are my poison of choice

 

Just not pancakes. Pancakes aren't food. Pancakes are black and white. They are the absence of sustenance. Merely a vessel to consume syrup.

 

This is the best thread on chorus wow

I love waffles and waffle House so much :')

 

French Toast > Pancakes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Waffles