(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 430

In my case you can't be actively moping

Basically it only happens when I'm obliviously just hanging around

 

I leave bad first impressions. most people think I don't like them when I first meet them.

 

same, I'm quiet and not friendly so some people think that means asshole

 

people love me if I meet them when I'm drunk. that's about it.

 

I tend to zone out and not really engage with people unless we get into a good conversation. So I get the same thing

 

no one will ever love me since I'm straight edge

 

Change your values. Become a different person. Then people will love you

 

you hate me too Chase? great just great

 

Back in the day, I thought the straight edge acronym was A7X for some reason.

 

I could never. Just wanted to help!

 

To be clear I am friends with the girl asking me to go out, she is just kind of exhausting

And she didn't mean tonight anyway

 

every time I go to a bar it's with my best friend who is a girl so anytime I meet someone they ask how long we've been together

 

wow. no one told me you weren't cool. disappointed. ;)

 

I'd go drink nonalcoholic beer at a bar with @iCarly Rae Jepsen and wingman him like


"this guys got puns, what more do you need...wait, where are you going? "

 

I'm an asshole and nobody should ever invite me to their wedding. I'm too cynical which is annoying because I feel like a cliche. Cynical woman with past dysfunctional relationships meets a man who shows her ~it's okay to love and blah blah blah romantic comedy coming to a theater near u. I feel like I silently judge and have to try not to bring others down

Also this song was in my head the whole time

 

i'll invite you to my divorce ceremony. seems more up your alley.

 

I fully predict that i'll get a divorce. calling it now. does that mean I should just not get married

 

That does sound fun tbh!!!


I also think I go to too many country weddings, and once you've been to one you've been to all of them. Wedding ceremonies are all very similar. I just like to see the wedding dress. I like receptions for the most part with dancing and food tho. And if ur ceremony is longer than like 15-20 minutes u need to wrap it up tbh!!

 

or maybe just sign a prenup lol...

 

It'll be great. everything at the party will be cut in half, 50/50. cake will be cut in half, invite cards will be cut in half. I'll make a whole day out of it.

 

Mandatory for my playlist.

 

holla we want prenup

 

yas, with guests feeling guiltily divided between choosing which partner they want to spend the weekends with!