(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 427

Still getting used to Tinder (about 2 weeks in) but at least 85% of the women on here have a nose ring and of those 50% have the "bull nose" ring deal between the nostrils. Weird because I haven't seen more than 5 nose rings in person over the past year. It's like some weird cult of nose ring women on here.

 

I quite like sharing a bed with someone (so long as they don't snore!). I'm quite a light sleeper though, which means it's quite easy to disturb me. I don't mind, but it has resulted in me saying some really bizarre things while I'm in that state of not having woken up properly and just dumping out my subconscious. The last time it happened, I turned to the girl I was dating, snuggled up to her and very earnestly explained that, while she's holding the baby, she needs to be careful of the crown of the head, because it's very delicate.

Note that, I do not have children. There has never been talk of children. There was no context for this comment. I was thoroughly mocked.

Speaking of mockery, that girl I mentioned from Friday night, who I felt I'd largely embarrassed myself in front of? Taking her out for drinks tomorrow night. It's a strange world.

 

I'm legitimately laughing out loud right now. That's too good.

 

But, like, just roll over.

 

Were you not mailed your nose ring after you signed up for Tinder?

 

I like the nose ring

 

I put it on a different body part *puts on the shades*

 

BOT alert

 

Message me on kik, IG, snap and others to find out and see my hot pix

 

Just found out that my ex who dumped me because she wanted to be "single for once in her life" is dating a person in our friend group. So that's fun.

 

Really good then bad

...wait, am I late?

 

I dig 'em

 

Any one that post in here from around Orland park il

 

Well I just crashed and burned with a different girl. Fucking awesome now it's back to square one

 

My hometown is Mokena, very close to Orland Park, though currently living in Wisconsin. What's up?

 

Man, I've "crashed and burned" so many times in the last year or so since I've been trying to date and put myself out there it doesn't even phase me anymore. Just do your best and if things don't work out with someone don't put too much stress into it. Invest into it as much as you're getting out of it.

I had a bad problem when I first got into this new dating scene with the dating apps and online dating (I was in a relationship when tinder, okcupid, etc first came out or were getting popular) because it gives me this brief overview of a person, but man when I see someone who has a mutual like of the same band or also mentions an author that I really like or some specific thing that I also enjoy, it's super easy to idealize that person and kind of put all my eggs into one basket because I've built something in my head that's not there based on those few things and then when I get ghosted or we go on a date or two and she says she's not into it, it sucked for me and it wasn't healthy or okay for me to do those things.

Best thing for me was to take a step back and step away from dating and those apps for a while

 

I only know crashing and burning. Still not positive I believe there's any other options for relationships.

 

Got a date this weekend and judging by our texts it should be great

Unless she's actually a weirdo, like the bad kind

 

I was gonna say good weirdo sounds like a perfect match

 

Yeah I almost left off the qualifier and then I realized that a certain degree of weird is what I like

 

Date went well. I almost sort of behaved myself. She's genuinely very good at riddles, which is an oddly endearing quality.

Normally I just get drunk and all the shame happens. I don't really know how to deal with this outcome anymore.

 

I just agreed to use my masculine wiles

 

I mentioned to this thread about a week ago about a co-worker that I was talking to.

I gave her my number last week on her final day and told her to text me that weekend.

It's been like a week since that time and she hasn't texted me so this seems like a dud. :(

 

Miss shots you don't take and all that

 

How can you miss them if you don't take them?