(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 355

Lol perhaps, I know there's some more in some cases, like my friend Tia flat out told me "You're the only white guy I'd ever let have it." So I'm just like Wow, okay. Thanks?? lmao
I'll own it.... most all my relationships I kinda happily stumbled into and were like "Oh.... this is nice. I think I'll stay." lmao
I'm like a kid who doesn't know why adults laugh at what I do, so I just keep doing whatever they laugh at lmfao.


......That said I've also stumbled into some shitty ones too..... but we all gotta take some Ls en route to the ultimate W I guess lmao.

 

It made me uncomfortable too in the moment, no idea how to reply to that really lol.

 

It sounds like, in your head, you've already developed a romantic relationship with this person which is why you're dreading her leaving. From personal experience, what I've read, and what I've been told, this is the worst thing you can do when you start to develop an attraction to someone--it will cloud your decision making/rationale in the same way young people do when they're "love sick." If you enjoy her company, working with her won't be that bad as long as you are pursuing interests (not dating) when you're not at work. Occupy your mind with other things as much as possible.

 

This hole has grabbed many a soul.... including mine numerous times. Listen to this lmao.

 

Man sometimes it really just hits me how much I lucked out with my girlfriend. Our relationship is amazing, we love each other so much and are perfect for each other. I never knew happiness like this existed

 

Same! Congrats, sir.

 

The lesson here is if you want true love you just have to keep. motherfucking. posting.

Wanna be in love?
Better get online.

 

It's true


Shit posting saved my life

True life: shit posting saved my life

 

Same here, I tease her cus she can be bratty but of course when you love someone so truly and purely and you know it's right when spats do arise they're always bigger than with someone you don't have that with. I haven't even had BEST FRIENDS with the tier of relationship me and her have, damn sure not the understanding. The only ones that come close is perhaps my 2 "brothers" and that's all I needed to know then. It only gets better with time too as we grow together and see the people we are becoming, the sacrifices we make for each other, etc. It's crazy to find that kind of love, even crazier to have it.
I met my girl on a forum (Rapgodfathers) back in 2010 too haha. (Seen you mention you met yours on AP lol)

Congratulations to you both.

 

Chorus Mends Broken Hearts

 

turn this into a movie starring brandon wardell

 

From the brink of suicide to story book endings: How shitposting can save your life (A Love story)

 

Hearts out for Harambe

 

Guess I need to up my shitposting output. Lets start with this.

 

every post i make is a shitpost

 

Am I loved yet

 

Kid: Daddy how did you and Mommy meet?
Daddy: Well lil buddy....
*wife interjects smiling*
Wife: No... let me tell baby :)
Daddy: Certainly.
Wife: I met your daddy on a forum.... *blushing her heart warming* I remember it like it was yesterday... Your daddy was asking if people think animals wonder why we wear clothes when they don't.... it was love at first shitpost.
Daddy & Wife in unison: I love you.
Kid: ......Are yall on drugs?

 

I just make an incessant amount of puns. The real life shit post. Laughter fueled by hate will win the heart of anyone.

 

Anybody have any moves they pull out to try and get a date for Valentine's Day?

 

Do you want to go out with me so we aren't alone on Valentine's Day?

 

Yep I'm in. Dinner at 7?

 

I really wanna have a date on Valentine's Day... but my backup plan is to go see You Blew It. In other words I'm probably seeing You Blew It