(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 340

It is extremely funny and good

 

I'm balding a little on the back crown of my head which sucks. And I can't grow any facial hair so it'll be pretty awful to just be bald with no facial hair, not looking forward to that at all

 

I am not a fan of beards so I am always in the minority there.

 

my hairline is receding, but pretty slowly, plus it's super thick, so I think I have at least a few years before I need to seriously rethink my haircut situation

 

I feel like there's very few people who look good with a beard, Ryan Gosling and like one other person

 

Idk what scruff counts as but I think jamie dornan looks better with scruff. And also that guy I briefly was kinda dating who had scruff and shaved if off and I was like... oh

 

I grow a nice beard but my gf makes me shave

 

I fucking wish I could grow a beard. If anything just so I could a wear a full face of stubble, I find that incredibly attractive. Unfortunately I can only grow a mustache and the rest just grows on my neck for the most part. It's fucked up lol, no one on either my dad or my mom's side is bald and my dad could grow the gnarliest beard

EDIT: I was legitimately depressed about my hair for sometime. Growing up it was a quality that everyone complimented me on, all my sister's were jealous of my hair haha

 

megan makes me trim it once it gets to a certain point but it's not like im trying to grow an unruly thing anyways

 

Yes. I'm half Mexican and I am so thankful for that because my somewhat darker complexion allows me to pull off the bald look so much easier.

 

if i let it go a little bit she gets used to it but when its in the inbetween stage shes always adamant i shave it off

 

Fuck yeah, BFF wedding isn't until 4/28/2018.

 

I won the nicest hair superlative in high school.

So I'm p upset.

 

that's amazing haha

 

Recently I've been dating someone I really like and it's going well. On top of everything else 2016 has mostly been an extremely bad year personally, so it's nice to have a reprieve.

 

Girlfriend likes my beard. Which is a plus because I don't think I could ever get rid of it.

 

I was most athletic and a superlative.

I was nominated for homecoming queen but I quit bc it's stupid and it hurts people's feelings.

 

Everyone I've dated has liked the beard. Which is good because I'm not shaving it haha.

 

Ours were metal but that would have been amazing.

 

I was nominated for "class clown". But, I'm no one's goddamn clown.

 

In high school I was voted "Least Superlative". I was so excited and said I always wanted to win it, then they took it away from me.

 

That was dumb