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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 339

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Paddy

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    Can all girls be like this please I'd have a much more interesting love life
     
  2. Chaplain Tappman

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    My dad had a pretty full head of hair even through chemo and all my uncles still have theirs in their 60s so I think I'm golden hair wise. Ladies there is a DM feature on this website :wink:
     
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  3. EngineDown

    formerly known as chill yoshi

    the hair im losing on my head is just being rerouted to my face
     
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  4. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    My hairline is thinning and I love my hair. I am on the other side of 25 so it makes sense. Sometimes I feel like my anxiety might contribute to it but oh well. I'm still v cute.

    Edit: I got lazy and haven't shaved for a bit. I can't grow a beard but it looks like I have more facial hair than I thought.
     
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  5. EngineDown

    formerly known as chill yoshi

    receding bois out here in full force
     
  6. bigmike

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    I think 98% of males think their hairline is receding when it likely isn't.
     
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  7. kassie09

    Regular

    Guys don't worry, there's some girls like me that dig the bald look. My boyfriend went bald at like 20 so he just shaves his head instead of trying to hide it. He does have a really huge beard though, if he didn't he would look like an egg.

    Moral of story: if you're going bald just shave it off and grow a beard, bald & bearded is a type.
     
  8. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    Me and my older brother are balding but he has the beard.

    If I ever meet my father I might smack him upside the head for the baldness.
     
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  9. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    If some company came up with a balding cure, they'd be so rich.
     
  10. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    *shouts from the rooftops*

    NOT EVERYONE CAN GROW BEARDS
     
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  11. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    *pisses off rooftop on to unsuspecting pedestrians in anger*
     
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  12. ChaseTx

    ALL HAIL PEAGLE Prestigious

    I'm good on hair I think. you have to look past the surface to learn why I suck
     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I never got the appeal of growing a beard, I just grow scruff and have to shave every other day
     
  14. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Not having to shave every other day is part of the appeal. Also, they make you look 25% more badass.
     
  15. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    I grow a beard so I don't look five. Mostly cause I don't care for looking five.
     
  17. Dominick

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    I have a bald spot in back and I'll likely have the Costanza before long. I just shave my hair down at the moment. But, I'm not too worried about it. It has never hindered my romantic life, quite honestly. Black dudes, even us light skint ones, can pull off the bald look more or less. White dudes look like neo Nazis. And, besides, this mothafucka right here was bald as fuck and he was great:

    lenin.jpg
     
  18. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    That is true. When I think about balding I also think, at least I am not white.
     
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  19. Dominick

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    Got people out here looking like Michael Rappaport in Higher Learning.
     
  20. St. Nate

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    They should get some glasses and go the Moby route.
     
  21. Dominick

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    And score car commercials with music that is ostensibly hip, but only is listened to by baby boomers that want to be "with it". I think we've just laid out some life plans for a few guys in here, Nate.
     
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  22. Chaplain Tappman

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    lol have you been following rappaport's meltdown on twitter? he's pretending to be his son on an alt account and screaming at people who don't like eli lake
     
  23. My hair & hairline are perfect. Just don't ask about facial hair
     
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  24. Dominick

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    Haha. I did see that. He went after the Chapo guys. What I read was pretty hilarious.
     
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  25. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    facial hair?
     
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