(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 337

"Suck the grease off my dick" doesn't exactly scream sexy lol.

 

the closest one is like an hour away lol

 

The toppings were pretty particular, too. I always liked to think that there were diva actors who refused to put their penises through anything less than a meat lover's pizza for thematic purposes.

 

not worth it

 

i swear theres a jimmy johns every two miles in the st louis suburbs. im like juuuust out of the delivery radius for both of the ones in my town

 

I feel bad for the people who make the pizzas, they put all their artisinal skills to work just to have someone stick their penis through it. "Just once, at least TRY the pizza."

 

Why would you do that to the pizza man?

 

Not all taste buds are on your tongue

May or may not be true

 

"what is this a porno or a pizza commercial"

 

what happened to this thread.

 

it inevitably got weird

 

"I'll never make another pizza for Steele Rodman again."

 

Pizza is one of the best post sex foods

 

my girl and I are jokingly teasing each other about if we put each other on sex probation and she mentioned a month like I couldn't do it and I was like "I'm a lot less sexual than you, you can't even go 4 days without getting on me." and she was like "WEEEELLLLLLLL...."
Thankfully this is hypotheticals cus who the fuck wants to be on sex probation? lmao

 

The guy I'm not dating but pretty much dating was on a cruise for like 5 days and then yesterday I got to spend one perfect day with him before having to take him to the airport for him to go on another 2 week trip. It's only been literally a day and I'm so sad already. The perfect day was just like a tease, and now I have to go 2+ weeks until I can see him again. I'm pretty pouty about it.

 

Papa John is bad and so is his pizza.

 

it's what happens when you date George Clooney from Up In The Air

 

hahahah well you have to take the good with the bad, I suppose

 

But the cheeseburger pizza is so good!

 

Anytime I get drunk I have a bad tendency to drunk text nearly anyone and everyone. Got drunk with my cousins last night at family Christmas and went through like 1/2 of my facebook contacts and messaged them nice things. Now I have plans with an old high school ex.

 

That is hilarious lol

 

Alcohol comes through once again

 

proposing on the 29th asking her dad the day before

 

Haha usually in the morning after I look through my phone I'm just like "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit". My buddies know to take my phone and watch from me now.

Literally liquid courage.