(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 331

Think about how there's a small possibility that maybe they were married before and killed their entire family and started over with a new name and u might be the next victim if u give in and get closer


Or talk to them and see where it goes and give into love like ur life is a Hallmark movie

 

those are both good options this doesn't help

 

always keep a distance so you can never have feelings for other people, it might also make you lonely and miserable, you take the good you take the bad there you have the facts of life

 

Imagine them in their underwear



wait, shit, wrong advice

Be a miserable piece of shit that is closed off, is a misanthrope, and will consciously or subconsciously sabotage every good thing that happens to you. Ya know, easy stuff.

 

Move and live off grid. But if you get romantical crushes on animals then that won't work and I can't help you.

 

i'm literally watching the first episode of Black Mirror so....gag

 

i dont have a romantic crush on my dog but i think i love her more than i've ever loved literally anything ever

 

I have a crush on a co-worker and our schedules are so different that I just gave up on trying to talk to her.

 

I knowwwwww. I need to stop seeking it out, it's on me. The thought of her having sex with someone sucks but the thought of her also being emotionally interested?? Fuck...that hurts more I think.

 

Do you want to have sex with your dog? That's how you know if it's real..






I'm being so gross haha

 

"pick her brain" is that what you socialists are calling it now

 

Agh I think I'm losing interest in the girl who's way into me and getting hung up on the one who can't make plans with me

I also think this is a self confirming thought process

 

Sounds like a classic JD situation








Ok, way too many TV references this week, I'm done

 

@ChaseTx does enjoy his Green Appletinis from time to time.

 

Haha, I've never actually seem someone order one of those.

...but maybe it's just because people don't want to be seen ordering them.

hmmmmm.

 

They make him feel fancy

 

I am in one of those relationships that is functionally a marriage. We share a house together, and have three cat children, and share the load of each other's bills for the most part. Will probably propose in the spring and am afraid it will be to little fanfare because like I said, we feel p married already. Probably shouldn't post this given she uses my laptop lol.

 

ive had a few guys show interest in me since my breakup but im just not by any means there to date again. but we talk and i have to remind myself that just because someone likes bon iver or hockey or some stupid shit i like isn't grounds to date someone. this one guy is like a music theory teacher or some shit so we talk about music all damn day but also....doesn't mean i want to date him lol. that horrible, i dont know...

 

Nah

 

Lol thanks

 

No way, that awareness is a powerful thing, do you and cherish it while you can lol

 

you could always join the hockey thread to talk hockey because we are the bestttt

 

....guilty....

 

We used to go to Martini Mondays when I was in college and every drink I ordered I asked them to put it in a regular cup and not those stupid martini glasses. I'm clumsy and those glasses do not pair well with me but I also felt a little embarrassed about being seen with that fru fru drink lol

 

I don't meet many people with same music taste. Not saying I'm super special, I just don't associate with those people, so I'd probably be a little smitten over a girl with similar music taste.