(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 328

I've heard that all of Dustin's children are named after platters at Denny's.

 

Grand Slam Gavin

 

Grand Slamvin

 

Grand Slammantha

 

Hammy is so cute though

 

I'm maid of honor in my bffs next year and her parents are filthy rich so it's going to be quite the experience.

 

Samta Fe Skillet

 

Dustin sure gives his kids funny names, anyway I'd name my daughter Xanax if cps wouldn't come

 

I just wrote all of you out of my will

 

Dad jokes aren't a tangible thing you can inherit

 

One of my friends in Killeen has a stepdaughter named Jodeci

 

Damn your friend is Killeen it

 

Now naming my son Ginuwine seems unoriginal

 

Look Ian I believe in the whole damn franchise

 

I'm gonna propose to a random during Jake's ceremony

 

Found out yesterday that Nic Cage named his kid Kal El because he's a big Superman fan and was almost Superman in a movie. What a crazy guy.

 

^ @Fucking Dustin

 

Just made my girlfriend sit through like six Huey Lewis songs and so I'm probably going to be single soon. This is also the whitest thing I've ever done.

 

Screw that. Huey Lewis is good an needs to be reclaimed from American Psycho

 

Sports is a masterpiece

the Huey Lewis album not the act of playing sports

 

Fore is just as good too

 

One of my fave songs.

 

i just finished reading through like twenty pages of this thread dang

 

I've not contributed much recently, because things are going well.

Slight fly in the ointment is that this lady is going to Thailand for the entirety of January. The timing is a little unlucky, as (and I thought this might happen) I think we might reaching the point where we need to talk about where this is going. I don't much want to do that when she's about to be away for a month though. At the same time though, I don't want her thinking I'm just along for the ride or whatever. Troubling.

That being said, I might just be over analysing the situation, as by now I usually know it isn't going anywhere, whereas this one feels like it is.

 

holiday parties are interesting. i can sense the collective "wtf happened last night"