(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 327

Better than always the bride

 

Probably not good if bigamy is the best alternative

 

You're all invited to my wedding for pushing me to ask my parents to let her come visit the first time lol

 

I'm gonna hold you to this.

I love weddings.

 

Because they're the only time you're able to believe in the power of love?

 

I always believe in the power of love.

 

With that kind of attitude, you might never land a beau, young lady.

 

I believe in The Power of Love and the entire Back To The Future soundtrack

 

the funniest part looking back now is how nervous I was because now my parents absolutely love her and just treat her like another member of the family like her and my mom have gotten pretty close

 

I hope to have a +1 by the time Jake gets married.

 

You've got about two years fam

 

Maybe almost getting married ruined me. Then, I read Andrew Dworkin and know I made the right decision.

 

Do you know the bride or the groom?

"The groom."

How do you know Jake?

"Shit posting on the internet."

 

"Same way the bride does"

 

Anxiety is such an asshole huh

 

I feel like any time I actually post about my relationship in here, within the next 2-3 posts the discussion somehow becomes about marriage or children, how do you all perform this witchcraft

 

Warcraft*

 

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE SIR

 

Was seeing this woman for a bit, but now I'm not. Invited her to dinner and still haven't heard back lol.

 

I'm a Wiccan duh

 

Will you say "Bernie would have won" at the altar?

 

Speaking of children how many you up to these days?

 

Dusting (lol) off some old classics today to roast ole Dusty

 

That he knows of?

 

DammitAnxP