(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 29

What's this "dating" and "relationship" thing?

 

Apparently, people go out and spend time with one another. Why would they do such a thing?!

 

I have a date tomorrow...Not excited. I wish I didn't have to date.

 

I guess I just don't understand unsolicited photos of genitalia as a mating ritual.

 

I swear I've told the story of a guy who sent me a dick pic and when I zoomed in on the background he was watching a music video of Selena Gomez when she was like 15/16 byeeeeeeee

 

I'll never understand why they take pictures next to objects to demonstrate scale.

 

You answered your own question.

Now where's my remote..

 

What I mean is, I don't understand the need to demonstrate scale. No one has ever said,"if only it was next to a TV guide, so I could be sure."

 

I remember a debate coming up somewhere about how remotes were bad for that because they're all different sizes. Ha

 

I've always taken the picture whilst standing on a scale.

 

In this case, it was a cis woman and it was related to a flirty relationship we'd had a few months before my engagement that sent a photograph. It is complicated.

 

I've never once known a girl to want a dick picture. I've known a few guys, but never any women...

 

Just say "hey let's be irresponsible and flirt with total strangers"

 

I haven't either, and I know a lot of us! And definitely not unsolicited ones.

 

Dick pic is also a term that can be used for a picture of someone who is a dick. Double meaning.

This was a bad joke, but my point is, if you're sending girls dick pics, odds are you're a dick.

 

I've had women tell me when we start texting, "please don't ask for nudes right away. Wait a few days."

Things like this make me hate human beings. There's so much bafflingly illogical trains of thought that I refuse to even attempt to understand. I was not born in the right period of time.

 

It's the same way where live basically. No guys. And guys I've chatted with tell me I'm the coolest person they've talked to on dating sites and most of the girls are single mothers. I'm one of the cat ladies

 

Someone from high school added me on Facebook, which was surprising because a few years ago I had a few conversations with her on there, so I guess she had either removed me or deactivated it. Anyway I'm curious why she did. When I talked to her a couple years ago it was because I was working up to asking her out. Although I also remember thinking of her as dysfunctional but I can't remember why.

 

she seeked you out to add you, so she thought about you! ask her out! maybe she isn't as dysfunctional as she was back then.

PS we should judge each other's tinders. jk lol

 

I hope you're right! Maybe I'll message her then

I don't mind sharing my stuff! Here's my OKC: Chase881 / 28 / Denton, United States | OkCupid

And the only way I can think to share my Tinder is with screenshots, so that's what I did

 

What kind of "success" are you having on Tinder? Your profile seems proper and I'd assume youd get quite a bit of matches. But I'm a guy so I don't know what women want.

 

I don't really mess with it that much right now I haven't had many matches lately but I also haven't been swiping much

 

Your hair is so cute don't listen to the haters. I'm really feeling it in pic 2 of your screenshot tbh!!

 

Thanks so much! That one's from a couple months ago, I do need to get it trimmed at least