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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1522

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. bigmike

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    King sized bed is a game changer. Get to play the sleeping in the same bed game but also infinite space to sprawl out.
     
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  2. Shrek

    #greytextersforpeace #undotheblue Prestigious

    4 short 1 long
     
  3. bigmike

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    And you used to sit around naked? How often do you vacuum?
     
  4. Shrek

    #greytextersforpeace #undotheblue Prestigious

    i would actually roll around in jergens first and allow the loose fur to affix to me like a warm exoskeleton
     
  5. bigmike

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    Omg this cracked me up :crylaugh::crylaugh:
     
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  6. Shrek

    #greytextersforpeace #undotheblue Prestigious

    haha but honestly only two of them shed much and for one of them it's in in the spring mainly. Maria is a fucking hair machine gun tho
     
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  7. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    this, I had a Cali King bed, and then when I moved in with my gf into a new place we got rid of her Queen and got a King. I love all the space, though she does like to comment we have all this space but still end up being very close to one another ;)
     
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  8. bigmike

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    We have one long haired and she sheds like a motherfucker.
     
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  9. marsupial jones

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    today i started seeing Adam & Eve ads on this site. Jason is trying to ruin relationships.
     
  10. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    What were you searching for?
     
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  11. marsupial jones

    pending approval

    i'd like to think the ads i'd see would be much worse if they were based on my viewing history ;-)B-)







    wait. i don't think i wrote that right.
     
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  12. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Same
     
  13. Carmen SD

    Regular

    my bf likes to mess with my mind. he says things that make me confused at times. he now says he might want kids in the future. I still stand for no kids. fur children only
     
  14. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

    If @CobraKidJon is cool with me starting pt 2 before he gets a date, im gonna go ahead and close the thread and start the new one
     
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  15. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    I’m never getting a date
     
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  16. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Not with that attitude
     
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  17. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    the end of an era
     
  18. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

  19. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    don’t close it
     
  20. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

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