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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1520

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

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  2. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

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  3. Jacob

    Untrusted Prestigious

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  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    she needs an entire bottle of tequila but what else is new
     
  5. Jacob

    Untrusted Prestigious

    It's shocking that I'm consistently the competent one in the relationship that has to take care of everything considering I can barely take care of myself. sometimes I think I've been scammed into thinking i need a girlfriend ngl.
     
  6. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

  7. Max_123

    Nope. Prestigious

    @thesoftskeleton rebuttal?

    jk glad it went well!!
     
  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

  9. dadbolt

    is it easy to keep so quiet? Supporter

  10. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Why? Y’all are adorable. I wanna hear about your cuddly wuddly sucky fucky time together :)
     
  11. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

  12. dylan

    How long 'til we sink to the bottom of the sea? Prestigious

    okay this conversation is now over.
     
  13. thesoftskeleton

    you're a germ

    Wtf delete this!!!
     
  14. Kiana

    God-uncle Charlie! Prestigious

    Noooooooooooo
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  15. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    ¿
     
  16. CoffeeEyes17

    Trusted Supporter

    My name is Kenneth but that’s ok I think pet names are cute
     
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  17. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

     
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  18. thesoftskeleton

    you're a germ

    how the fuck does vin diesel have 54 million followers its truly perplexing
     
  19. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Oops. Didn’t mean to post that in this thread. Leaving it
     
  20. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Fast & Furious is a big deal
     
  21. thesoftskeleton

    you're a germ

    i just figured you were saying you wanted to date vin diesel
     
  22. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

  23. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

  24. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

  25. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    A girl was trying to flirt with me at work yesterday and my response was amazing.

    her: it’s so hot in here.

    me: yeah it’s why I wear shorts in the warehouse.

    her: I bet your shorts would look good on me.

    me: oh you can get these shorts at old navy. I’m a company man.
     
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