Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.
she needs an entire bottle of tequila but what else is new
It's shocking that I'm consistently the competent one in the relationship that has to take care of everything considering I can barely take care of myself. sometimes I think I've been scammed into thinking i need a girlfriend ngl.
that's all you need to know. i will not go on.
jk glad it went well!!
gross don't want to think of his butt
@thesoftskeleton post the wagon
Why? Y’all are adorable. I wanna hear about your cuddly wuddly sucky fucky time together :)
there's no wagon!
okay this conversation is now over.
Wtf delete this!!!
My name is Kenneth but that’s ok I think pet names are cute
how the fuck does vin diesel have 54 million followers its truly perplexing
Oops. Didn’t mean to post that in this thread. Leaving it
Fast & Furious is a big deal
i just figured you were saying you wanted to date vin diesel
“Why would be want to date himself?”
- @iCarly Rae Jepsen probably
nah I already know you're a narcissist
WOWWWWW I’m done with you
A girl was trying to flirt with me at work yesterday and my response was amazing.
her: it’s so hot in here.
me: yeah it’s why I wear shorts in the warehouse.
her: I bet your shorts would look good on me.
me: oh you can get these shorts at old navy. I’m a company man.