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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1519

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. SlappinCups

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  2. Max_123

    Nope. Prestigious

  3. ComedownMachine

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  4. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    yeah but now there is camp flog gnaw
     
  5. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Be a great way to catch the predators before it even begins...
     
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  6. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    the predators are caught months in advance already, when Lyman books them!
     
  7. Dog with a Blog

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  8. littlejohn

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  9. Dog with a Blog

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    Cool
     
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  10. littlejohn May 2, 2019
    (Last edited: May 2, 2019)
    littlejohn

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  11. Dog with a Blog

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  12. Dog with a Blog

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    Wow don’t backpedal on me, LJ. Leave it, you illiterate fuck
     
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  13. Dog with a Blog

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    Isn’t it almost time for a new thread ?
     
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  14. littlejohn May 3, 2019
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    littlejohn

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    Who's the illiterate one? The one who occasionally makes typos or the one who can't infer the intended message from the post with small typos?
     
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  15. CobraKidJon

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    not until I have success on some shitty dating app
     
  16. Dog with a Blog

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    The former. I know what you meant but I have to highlight these typos to expose you.
     
  17. oldjersey

    Pro Podcaster Supporter

    I'm fucking illiterate you smart literate fucks
     
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  18. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    It freaks me out how I know so many ppl with clingy bfs or husbands. Like they call and text all the time while we're hanging out. I don't even necessarily think they do it as a form of control or insecurity. Like they're just actually so dependent on their girlfriend doing everything for them that they can't function on their own. Or a friend will be like well if we hang out I have to bring my kids. Which is like fine sometimes but also like ....does your husband not watch them ever?? I hardly doubt he's bringing the kids every time he sees his friends.

    Idk idk I know relationships can be good but I see so many yuck examples every day that more and more I have no desire for one. I like the idea of feeling comfortable with someone and being close, but so often it seems to come with a bunch of sucky things
     
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  19. BlueEyesBrewing

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    If the husband won’t watch their own kids so the wife can go out and have fun every once in a while then they’re a shitty husband and father
     
  20. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    I get every relationship is different and all that but it's really hard for me not to judge in these situations.
     
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  21. Signifire May 5, 2019
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    Signifire

    Headphones blaring three stacks Prestigious

    So I matched with this girl and she put her IG in her bio on Bumble so I checked it out and she has like 7000 followers and follows like 5000 people. Gotta be some kinda fake account right?

    Edit: I guess she unmatched me right as I was messaging her back lol she musta known I wasn’t buying it
     
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  22. scroopy.noopers

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    heteronormative patriarchal relationship dynamics are gross. lets dead that shit forever. y'all deserve love and have your boundaries respected.
     
  23. CobraKidJon

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    Jesus Christ we are actually the worst
     
  24. Kiana May 5, 2019
    (Last edited: May 5, 2019)
    Kiana

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    There is a ton about that post to pick thru but there is no way on this earth that switching out the milks like that is any easier than him just.... Making some Kraft with cut up hotdogs. He never mentions that she like bans meat and dairy from the house, just that she does the cooking. I highly doubt she'd dropkick him for making himself something with dairy once in a while, but she should def dropkick him for being a tool

    I've heard of ppl doing stuff like that when ppl have allergies and it's abhorrent. I will always remember as a kid reading a Dear Abbey column where someone had that done to them with peanuts.
     
  25. dylan

    Most-liked person on chorus Supporter

    i dont wanna get too mushy on y'all but.......



    i had a more than adequate time spending 10 days straight with kaitie
     
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