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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1496

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    What’s the point!
     
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  2. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    I mean, I’ll reply, I’m not a rude ass, but I’m ok if we don’t talk on the phone
     
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  3. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

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  4. Ken

    Entrusted Prestigious

    I haven't a thing to say.

    You've done the best you could.

    You really have. The best you could.

    I guess we can't expect to win 'em all.

    I want to tell you something I've kept to myself for years. I was in the war myself -- the Medical Corps. I was on duty late one night when a badly wounded pilot was brought in from a raid. He could barely talk, but he looked at me and he said, "Doc. The odds were against us up there but we went in anyway, and I'm glad we did. The captain made the right decision."

    The pilot's name was George Zipp.

    And the last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good. That's for sure."
     
  5. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    I kinda want to go back on dating apps

    I’m that bored
     
  6. oldjersey

    Luigipeppercorn is a hack geek I <3 my cat tho Supporter

    Lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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  7. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    palpatine do it dot gif
     
  8. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious


    W. A. T.
     
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  9. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Cups
     
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  10. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

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  11. Ken

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  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    Hello this is regarding the opening for the booty call position
     
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  13. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

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  14. Ken

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  15. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

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  16. Ken

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    k
     
  17. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

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  18. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    Jesus fucking ghist?
     
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  19. oldjersey

    Luigipeppercorn is a hack geek I <3 my cat tho Supporter

    JUST



    FUCKING





    GAME
     
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  20. Fucking Dustin

    When you walked into my life and we connected Supporter

    Classic
     
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  21. dadbolt

    is it easy to keep so quiet? Supporter

    please don’t subject other threads to this please
     
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  22. Dirty Sanchez

    Hold up Bud Light hold up Bud Light Prestigious

  23. CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    I'm generally a super nice and passive person to most people and my co-workers don't like that.

    They want to change me and try and make me mean and an asshole because "girls like assholes."

    why do I know the weirdest people
     
  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

    Are you living in a bad teen comedy
     
  25. bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    I think you’re absolutely enjoyable how you are.
     
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