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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1492

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. dadbolt

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  2. waking season

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    Tattooed red head with a septum piercing oh man
     
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  3. Dog with a Blog

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    Didja say ‘ello, Mr. Season?
     
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  4. theagentcoma

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    heads up, that's my ex-wife. I can give you some pointers if you'd like
     
  5. waking season

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    I did! We talked for a while and only left because it was last call. I’m in rough shape today but it was a really good time. Guess I can talk to people in public haha.
     
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  7. dadbolt

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    dang even Dylan’s gf ain’t loyal
     
  8. Dog with a Blog

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    Y’all rats
     
  9. Dog with a Blog

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    I never heard back from bar girl. Which is fine. We’re friends on Instagram and she was definitely drunk the night she texted me so, I get it haha.

    As for the coworker, she’s cool. Been texting a good bit about music. But I’ve done work flings and stuff and I dunno, it’s not something I’d wanna do again (assuming she’s even into me, that is).

    However, in a strange turn of events, someone that I used to work with slid into my DMs last night. This simply does not happen. We ended up chatting on and off for like an hour or so.

    This is how the conversation ended


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    *takes out teaching pointer stick*
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    Do you see the use of the triple “s” ???? That is important! Right? Or am I an idiot? Actually, I’m an idiot either way. But what I’m saying is, that matters.

    @Mr. Serotonin , you’re a love doctor, I need your input. Is there any difference between a simple “sweet dreams” and the much more sultry “sweet dreamsss” ? Am I reading into things too much?
     
  10. supernovagirl

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    There is a difference.
    I’m not saying that difference is directly sexual. But there’s def a difference.
     
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  11. Mr. Serotonin

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    The difference is 100% se*ual. Your balls are in her court.
    -Dr. Mr. Serotonin, R.S., Esquire, Love Doctor
     
  12. SlappinCups

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    damn three s's in dreams, you aren't messin' around!
     
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  13. supernovagirl

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    Cmon
     
  14. SlappinCups

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  15. Dog with a Blog

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    Like maybe she part snake or somethin?
     
  16. SlappinCups

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  17. SlappinCups Mar 11, 2019
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    SlappinCups

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    she's gonna have to scale it back a little in that case
     
  18. Dog with a Blog

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    CUPS
     
  19. SlappinCups

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  20. GrantCloud

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    Wtf
     
  21. Dog with a Blog

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    s’wrong, Cloud?
     
  22. GrantCloud

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    What isn’t wrong dog
     
  23. Dog with a Blog

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    Man, lot’s of things. Just ask ‘Tonin. I’m sure he could give you a solid list
     
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  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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