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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1492

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. dadbolt Mar 9, 2019
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  2. waking season Mar 9, 2019
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    Tattooed red head with a septum piercing oh man
     
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  3. Dog with a Blog Mar 10, 2019
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    Didja say ‘ello, Mr. Season?
     
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  4. theagentcoma Mar 10, 2019
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    heads up, that's my ex-wife. I can give you some pointers if you'd like
     
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  6. waking season Mar 10, 2019
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    I did! We talked for a while and only left because it was last call. I’m in rough shape today but it was a really good time. Guess I can talk to people in public haha.
     
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  8. dadbolt Mar 10, 2019
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    dang even Dylan’s gf ain’t loyal
     
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  9. Dog with a Blog Mar 10, 2019
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    Y’all rats
     
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  10. Dog with a Blog Mar 11, 2019
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    I never heard back from bar girl. Which is fine. We’re friends on Instagram and she was definitely drunk the night she texted me so, I get it haha.

    As for the coworker, she’s cool. Been texting a good bit about music. But I’ve done work flings and stuff and I dunno, it’s not something I’d wanna do again (assuming she’s even into me, that is).

    However, in a strange turn of events, someone that I used to work with slid into my DMs last night. This simply does not happen. We ended up chatting on and off for like an hour or so.

    This is how the conversation ended


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    *takes out teaching pointer stick*
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    Do you see the use of the triple “s” ???? That is important! Right? Or am I an idiot? Actually, I’m an idiot either way. But what I’m saying is, that matters.

    @Mr. Serotonin , you’re a love doctor, I need your input. Is there any difference between a simple “sweet dreams” and the much more sultry “sweet dreamsss” ? Am I reading into things too much?
     
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  11. supernovagirl Mar 11, 2019
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    There is a difference.
    I’m not saying that difference is directly sexual. But there’s def a difference.
     
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  12. Mr. Serotonin Mar 11, 2019
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    The difference is 100% se*ual. Your balls are in her court.
    -Dr. Mr. Serotonin, R.S., Esquire, Love Doctor
     
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  13. SlappinCups Mar 11, 2019
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    damn three s's in dreams, you aren't messin' around!
     
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  15. supernovagirl Mar 11, 2019
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    Cmon
     
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  16. SlappinCups Mar 11, 2019
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  17. Dog with a Blog Mar 11, 2019
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    Like maybe she part snake or somethin?
     
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  18. SlappinCups Mar 11, 2019
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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. SlappinCups Mar 11, 2019
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    she's gonna have to scale it back a little in that case
     
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  20. Dog with a Blog Mar 11, 2019
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    CUPS
     
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  21. SlappinCups Mar 11, 2019
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  22. GrantCloud Mar 11, 2019
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    Wtf
     
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  24. Dog with a Blog Mar 11, 2019
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    s’wrong, Cloud?
     
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  25. GrantCloud Mar 11, 2019
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    What isn’t wrong dog
     
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  26. Dog with a Blog Mar 11, 2019
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    Man, lot’s of things. Just ask ‘Tonin. I’m sure he could give you a solid list
     
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    run away with me Platinum

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